[stability]

[clutteredsuggestions]

You’re probably the best thing that has ever happened in the whole world

[subconwell]

sir that’s my emotional support song on repeat

[tastefullyoffensive]

[cyborgslayers]

ok *has problems*

[retromomentofgypsywhatever-deac]

[thoughtzoo]

Respect the chicken

[amanatsumikan]

[botanize]

Me

[gunsandfireandshit]

DING DING DING, WE HAVE A WINNER!!!

[neverthere12345]

[prostylgel]

Awe he gave him a thumbs down

[timeaway]

I feel horrible in case you were wondering

[rainbow-ginger-butterfly]

My cat has been weighing himself 20 times a day on the FitBit scale… and FitBit is dutifully logging it. - Imgur

[dykejedi-deactivated20170430]

he just keeps getting fatter. when will he stop

[dobbyfreelife]

This made me laugh too hard

[bro-fisting]

[everythingfox]

“This punishment is not working…”

(Source)

[dat-soldier]

[wrenrouge]

anyone else sing to their pets about how stinky they are 

[totallynotagentphilcoulson]

[sokkable]

[heir-to-the-diamond-throne]

Me: *falling asleep to an audiobook on the science of the gut*

Book: saliva is actually filtered blood!

Me: ʕʘ‿ʘʔ

[heir-to-the-diamond-throne]

Me: ʕʘ‿ʘʔ

Book: saliva also contains a painkiller that is stronger than morphine, but we don’t produce a lot of it otherwise we’d be constantly high

Me: ʕʘ Д ʘʔ