a frankly absurd number of bunnies in a trenchcoat

22 || she/her/bun || not sure how tumblr works tbh

[bowserkillmybusdriver]

[ivy-saurs]

randomly remembered this tweet and had to stop myself from bursting out laughing

[qbc-potate]

i originally had this idea for young sheldon in mind where in the 2nd to last episode, a time traveler comes back to kill him and stop big bang theory from ever happening

and then at the end of the episode he does, and the last episode is just the first episode of big bang theory minus sheldon

[sailatina3]

[jankisinja]

[qbc-potate]

you can tell kris deltarune is tma because after years of the fandom joking that chara was just getting up to have pie in the evil pacifist route, when kris gets up to actually get pie everyone immediately dogpiled their ass. double standard

[qbc-potate]

why does the reese's puffs rap on youtube have maga subtitles

[qbc-potate]

man avengers doomsday trailer sucks ass

expected nothing, still got let down

"oh we brought in the x-men, we brought in the fantastic 4, we brought in captain america again" bring in some competent fucking writers or leave me out of this

[periwinklepaint]

your nonbinary deltarune protagonist is plural

they have krissociative identity krisorder

[kris-from-undertale]

this is wrong

Source: Me and my headmate Kris

[qbc-potate]

Both of you are wrong

Source: Me and my headmates who are not Kris

[qbc-potate]

call me fred flintstone the way i'm making 7 grand

[qbc-potate]

i need to be squished down into a ball and bounced up and down on the ground a few times. it would fix me right now

[qbc-potate]

if- if i chup you op in a meem grinder, and the only thing that comes out is your- balls... you're probably

[qbc-potate]

she pea on my body till i'm shermin

[tiktaalic]

> claims to like toxic dynamics

> hates monogamy

[qbc-potate]

ain't no rule that says a dog can't play fetch

[qbc-potate]

petplay but i'm an aardvark and an aardwolf and an abyssian and an achrioptera manga and an ackie monitor an

#everythingplay

[qbc-potate]

ageplay but i'm 1 year old and 2 years old and 3 years old and 4 years old and 5 years old and 6 years old an

#everythingplay

[qbc-potate]

i love infringing on other people's intellectual property for fun :)

[qbc-potate]

ageplay but i was raised christian and you're a famous baseball player and about to bat the winning hit