mossers anonymous

another kris fictive - not a roleplay blog hi im kris, dog therian, you know damn well my pronouns are they/them. endo safe primarily looking for sourcemates to hang out with. you can ask stuff or whatever. gayass. i love my giant lizardwife @shin-susiezilla

[kris-from-undertale]

[agpsoundsystem]

[fatestayyuri]

actually i think there should be more doujins of faceless WOMEN dicking down touhou MILFs #feminism

[cdigoddess]

queer tumblr 2026 💖

[echolaliaplayer]

*takes a drag of a candy cigarette* I never thought I would make it to this many

[kris-from-undertale]

@puppetprincessed

[woman-becomer]

imagine a goat with a hat

STOP-

what hat did you give the goat what is the instinctual hat you gave to this goat

[valenalentine]

[skoople]

another heavy handed symbolism moment: my mom has a potted sunflower in the kitchen. because it is a sunflower, it keeps turning towards the light from the window. my mother keeps rotating it so it faces inward because she wants "to see its beautiful petals and have it really brighten up the space!" . the sunflower is visibly wilting .

[imperialinquisition]

are you going to tell her or

[skoople]

her masters degree is in biology

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

"femboy" in its original context was coined as an alternative to "trap" "shemale" "dickgirl" and "tranny" when transphobic straight men became embarrassed to use those terms in front of each other. it is a porn category word that was used then and is still used now to justify jerking off to trans women while calling them effeminate men. it's an insult that is being reclaimed by some transfems, and as with all insults, if it was not originally aimed at you then you have no right to reclaim it. we all know that it has nothing to do with being a femme man and you are engaging in bad-faith wordplay games if you claim otherwise.

i don't think any genuinely transfeminist man or boy, cis or trans, of any aesthetic persuasion, would choose to use that particular word if they really thought about it. and if you aren't genuinely transfeminist and at least that bare minimum of thoughtful then i don't wanna fucking know you.

[the-quasar-hero]

Have you ever had a 2 dollar bill?

Yes, several

Yes, once

I have one right now

No, but I’ve seen one before

No, I’ve never had or seen one but I’ve heard about them

I’ve never seen or heard of them.

I’ve never possessed U.S currency before

Remaining time: 6 days 7 hours

And yes, they’re real, here’s mine!

[tartrazeen]

You guys could've had a lovely toonie like Canada, but you went for paper :(

[the-quasar-hero]

Idk what that means but I’m willing to take offense from it.

[bread-making-vikings]

canadian $1 coin has a loon (bird) on it, so is called a loonie. $2 coin is thus called a toonie (two-oonie) for symmetry

[the-quasar-hero]

Ludicrous

[bread-making-vikings]

Loonicrous

[kris-from-undertale]

Toonicrous

[shotguncatgirl]

Always incredibly ironic and stupid to me how transandrodorks love the whole “we’re all faggots in the eyes of the state” line and variants thereof because like,

1) why are you calling trans women faggots

2) you get treated like a confused little girl and I get treated like a rabid pedophilic rapist and !!! I do not think those are comparable !!!!! I think in fact that one might be a worse thing to be accused of by society !!!! Just saying !!!!

[fallout-lou-begas]

girl who's mixed up being plural with being poly: so they're all inside you at once? 😳 woah 😅

girl who's mixed up being poly with being plural: (grabbing you by the collar) HOW DID YOU GET THEM OUT HERE WITH YOU. TELL ME PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE I'M DESPERATE

[homoidiotic]

"Twenty One Things You Don't Say To A Transsexual" written by Riki Anne Wilchins in TransSisters : The Journal Of Transsexual Feminism (Winter 1994)

[innerchildabortionclinic]

I have a theory that certain niches of zoosadist content are political, and the viewers are using the animal as a replacement for who they actually want to hurt. It's just easier and less risky for them to access content where animals are used. This is based on an exposé a while back that involved a lot of Trump supporters paying for animal torture content, I will let you know if I find/remember the article covering it

[innerchildabortionclinic]

Found what I was thinking about

It's not just the flags in the background of this particular video distributor that made me suspect such motives, but if you read the article, the way viewers are talking about and engaging with the content. It's hateful.

[innerchildabortionclinic]

[totally-cis-offical]

Dave Strider came out to Obama as gay?!?

[totally-cis-offical]

Did Obama date Dave’s brother?!?!?!

[kris-from-undertale]

Homestuck is one of those pieces of media that you can't make things up about because every time you try, what you made up turns out to be canonically true in some way.

[vaporsnake]

they should rewrite the bible so that jesus would be a hot 5'2 girl with a creampie fetish from missouri

[vaporsnake]

would you prefer if she had a different fetish tumblr user nutsacktorturer

[kris-from-undertale]

i think she should stay a Jewish Palestinian instead of becoming American but the rest is fine

[mochipuchi]

yiou can only reblog this post on july 17th dont reblog it on any other day or you will be boiled

[mochipuchi]

what the fuck

[0x4468c7a6a728]

you can't boil me it's july 17th