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On Saturday I said to my partner, as I have said for months, "A ten thousand dollar a year raise would solve so many of my problems."

As of this morning I was reluctantly looking for jobs because I love my job and don't want to leave it, but see: $10k raise problem solver.

As of noon today this was no longer an issue, because my boss called me with the news that I was getting a $10K merit raise.

I feel like a huge weight has been lifted off my shoulders. This is roughly $200 extra per paycheck. Enough to pay off debt faster, rebuild my savings, and spend a weekend a month in Milwaukee getting obscenely laid. The sex I'm going to have on $200 extra per paycheck. You can't even.

May all of you get the $10K raise your soul has yearned for. And whatever level of sex you can be satisfied with for $200.

vergess

hey bestie i think ur post might be charmed 'cause you aren't gonna fuckin believe what happened today

porcelain-rob0t

the european mind cannot comprehend the 48 oz dunkin bucket

derryderrydown

Excuse me while I look something up...

1.4 litres????

[ID: A screenshot of a Tumblr comment that reads “I would be at a loss for words. Not only is this situation terrible, but it’s also terrible.” End ID.]

penny-anna

oh god sudden thought

so as per various DC social media concepts Clark has a Superman twitter where he posts left-leaning but fairly safe & tame stuff e.g. happy pride from Superman. Clark Kent also has his own twitter account where he posts his actual opinion.

what happens if uh. what happens if he forgets which account he's logged into.

penny-anna

scenario 1: what's clearly an official Superman post pops up on some rando journalist's twitter and is noticed before he can delete it. leads to controversy when people conclude that Superman has hired this Clark Kent person to do his social media. Clark now has to deal w the fact that everyone thinks he's Superman's social media manager. employers at the Daily Planet very confused as to why he didn't tell them about his side gig

scenario 2: world wakes up to Superman tweeting about how he hates the police

the-legal-shipper

Scenario 2: “world wakes up to Superman tweeting about how he hates the police” and then the Shazam twitter account starts agreeing with him and that’s how the world finds out that two of the most powerful heros both hate the police

penny-anna

Billy, seeing what Superman just tweeted: oh cool we're allowed to say fuck the police now!!

offonaherosjourney

Someone tweets if Bruce Wayne pays taxes, and Bruce accidentally replies with his Batman account with a simple "Yes", so people start to think that besides beating up villains, Batman also spends his time staring menacingly at billionaires while they fill their taxes to make sure there's no creative accounting going on

arrowheadedbitch

Hdhdjsjdkdjsjfjsjdjd i love this so much

krakenteacups

thenotoriousscuttlecliff

Each Benoit Blanc film takes place in a different season and classic murder mystery setting.

Knives Out: Autumn in a country house

Glass Onion: Summer on a private island

Wake up Dead Man: Spring in a small town

So the next film in the cycle needs to be set in winter on a mode of transportation.

starrylitte

The people yearn for Murder on the Orient Express

digitaldiscipline

Knives Out: Snowpiercer

the-rain-monster

A NYC grad student working on food stamps for her thesis has released a free cookbook for those living on $4/day.

vastderp

SIG NAL BOO OO OO OOOST

roachpatrol

hello

isozyme

oooooh this is so nice!

ransomdracalis

I believe it’s important to eat well, even when you’re strapped for cash. It’s good for your health and energy! This cookbook is full of delicious and healthy recipes, the ingredients of which are fairly inexpensive.

fuckingrecipes

I ACKNOWLEDGE THIS WOMAN AS A FELLOW WARRIOR AND A FANTASTIC HUMAN BEING.

fleetfootfox-deactivated2019011

Boost so hard. Feeding yourself well is a challenge when you”ve got little income

vrabia

I HAVE BEEN USING THIS COOKBOOK FOR MONTHS AND IT’S AMAZING 100/10 RECOMMENDING EVERYWHERE

(just to give you an idea, my food budget is 30 euro/week at most [about $38] and I have to maintain a healthy diet due to weird medication side-effects and yeah, basically this book is a lifesaver if you’re broke but need to watch what you’re eating)

adramofpoison

Reblog to save a life. Because it’s easy to find food for $4/day, but most of it tends to be garden variety junkfood

natashakhan

(The pdf is free, I repeat, the pdf is free)

hearteyes-wheeler

Rest in peace ❌ Rest in pieces ✅

whitepeopletwitter

samshine-and-lollipops-deactiva

Wait, it got better.

libertineangel

He does this a lot, to my deep surprise in undergrad:

For reference, the reason nobody likes this book and you can press tofu with it is that it’s about 1600 pages long.

horizon-penblade

It’s also, by all accounts, the origin of Cousin Throckmorton

supreme-leader-stoat

inchidentofftrack

I hope that they (the phenomenal ao3 maintenance team) bring back my wife (ao3) from war (unscheduled maintenance) quickly.

squigglebug

I know this has been said so many times in so many words but it is never any less infuriating that we never seem to have basic social services money but we always have fucking war crime money

squigglebug

fucking evergreen post I guess

black-salt-cage

ଘ(੭*ˊᵕˋ)੭* ੈ♡‧₊˚

deertush

kittybroker

this a little fool bouncing onto the market for only 8 whole silly dollars! wowie!

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

NASA took a pic of the dark side of the moon fyi

marlynnofmany

Yeah, isn’t that a cool picture? It’s the one someone showed me to point out what color the moon really is compared to the Earth! They both have the same amount of sunlight on them here.

The moon’s not white! It’s concrete-gray! It only looks so shiny when compared to the void of space!

I love learning things I didn’t expect to learn. Like when I learned that it’s called the “dark side” of the moon because it’s the side we don’t see, not because sunlight never hits it.

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

she's mooning us

kyuji

eternalcyclicality

kaity--did

Hey this is a public service announcement, ESPECIALLY for the younger generation -- "cringe" and "cringe culture" and policing generations expressions by taunting them and calling everything you see cringe is literally an Alt Right Pipe Line. Yes I am correct and no I will not be taking any questions.

kaity--did

okay let me break this down even simpler for yall

YOU CAN EITHER BE CRINGE OR YOU CAN BE BORING AS FUCK

benbeetle99-deactivated20251013

You are genuinely correct about this and i hope people arent taking it as an overdramatic statement.

A little less than 10 years ago i was a teenager on the internet who watched cringe compilations on youtube. Literally every single person in those clips were either feminists, trans, autistic, furries, fat, mentally ill in some form, or LITERAL CHILDREN, etc.

It was QUITE LITERALLY an alt right pipeline. We were laughing at feminists protesting for gender equality, for fucks sake. My youtube recommendations were plagued with right wing videos and debates from watching these.

You are 100% allowed to dislike certain media and fandoms and whatnot but publicly shaming them is not only low-brow, but close minded and gullible behaviour, to say the least. Is that person with a Sonic self insert really hurting you at the end of the day? When you think other peoples harmless behaviour needs to be policed, you are already slipping.

The older you get the more you realize being cringe isnt bad. Infact i seriously dont care if people personally cringe at me. Because im letting myself do things i love without shame, so really im the one whos winning

kaity--did

^phenomenal additions to remember^