Asgardian Gatekeeper

Just.....

[qownate]

Asgardian Gatekeeper turned 7 today!

i didnt know i had this account still but yay happy birthday me

[qownate]

erm why does the new snapchat update make the ghost thingy open its eyes when you click login?

im scared

anyways cosplay pics on the way

[shatteringtheillusion]

[averycooldog]

fucking eat like a Russian peasant after the Bolshevik revolution, chow down like a Congolese family during the droughts of 1910 - 17, crunch your mandibles around pies filled with rat shit as the Pure Food and Drug Act starts to get enforced properly, suck down your gruel as a sod farmer at 5.30am, get beri-beri disease from eating polished white rice and let your brain rot out your thick unkempt hippie skull as you chew fucking curds and shit yourself to death

[hestmord]

ahaha a mere 100 years ago? THAT’s your cutoff point? i bet you eat pasteurized dairy products. i bet you eat fucking bread. wake ujp sheeple. stop eating made up “foods”. eat some goddamn bark. eat some grass. use your fucking appendix. eat a mammoth you hipster fuck. thank your body dot com. i live for this

[qownate]

A mere 100 years is THAT it?

[spirit-of-arkham]

God bless the cosplayers who buy full replica costumes. They support costume/prop makers from around the world.

God bless the cosplayers who throw together their costumes from charity shops and old clothes. Your resourcefulness and productivity is to be admired.

God bless the cosplayers who make their costumes from scratch. Your creativity and skill is incredible and inspiring.

God bless cosplayers, for letting us all for just one day be more than who we are.

[qownate]

This!

[ripyzma-deactivated20141217]

putting milk in the bowl first is divorce worthy

[squeakykins]

#or wetting your toothbrush BEFORE putting tooth paste on

wow excuse you maybe I like to soften the bristles first B(

[necromancier-deactivated2019120]

who the fuck doesn’t wet their tooth brush before putting toothpaste on what the fuck

[gollumswinky]

who the fuck does

[radio-sparks]

i the fuck do

[whathashectoreverdonetome-blog]

what the fuck man

[kvothe-kingkiller]

fuck you

[taddle]

This is how civil wars are started

[fuck-benedict]

I JUST WANTED TO SING THE ALPHABET I DIDNT ASK FOR THIS

[maplehoofs]

Ironically, what you wanted instead was the D.

[fuck-benedict]

get

out

[qownate]

Loool I love this page!!!

[beardhairdontcare-deactivated20]

Three straight boys walk into a bar. Haha and then what ;)

[qownate]

Haha

[qownate]

So a skateboarder just skated into the road and everybody was going like 12 miles an hour....since when did we stop for skateboarders!!! Wtf

[qownate]

Ive become addicted to a game aend halp

[ruinedchildhood]

yo yo yo let it go

[qownate]

word

[qownate]

Nonon Jakuzure from Kill la Kill.

Cosplayer: https://www.facebook.com/gulpereelcosplay

Photographer: Queensofwinn "Nate"

[qownate]

i have to update my smart TV and my Xbox AT THE SAME TIME!!!

i dont know whats worse, the fact i cant play xbox or the fact my 2 week old tv is asking for a software update at the exact same time my 6 year old xbox is?

OMG and they are on the same Wifi as this laptop...meaning im actually gangbanging the router as we speak

brb gonna watch youtube on my Iphone to get maximum broadband stretching as possible

[qownate]

Kitacon pics

[qownate]

one of my favourite shots from Kitacon 2014

Facebook: Aranel Cosplay

[qownate]

i went to KitaCon and filmed this yay go me haha

[qownate]

just watched "Compliance" and realised why i fucking hate stupid ignorant people, what kind of fuckwit just believes somebody on the phone to be a police officer and believes POWER CAN BE PLACED ONTO THEM TO BE DO WHAT EVER THE FUCK THEY LIKE!!!

[qownate]

ERM

i have the fucking weirdest brain

during my Flu diet which is what i'm labelling my recent episode of con plague cos i lost a shit ton of weight fast...i had a very fucked up dream but the only bit i can remember was a very badly "kept" Vagina was walking around being sick on people...

it didnt utter a word...just jumped off this bench and was sick on this long haired dude...

poor chap