qrowisms

i'm not as think as you drunk i am -qrow branwen-

[doltlicious-deactivated20160410]

“–Which is why I need your help! I don’t know how to approach her without being… weird.”

[qqrow-blog]

“--Her, huh?” That was a little surprising. It caught you a tad bit off guard, but you didn’t dwell much on it. Ruby was free to like whoever she wanted to, afetr all. You wouldn’t tell her otherwise. So, like the amazing uncle that you are, you leaned in close and gave the smaller girl a subtle wink.

“--Your uncle can help you out there,” you said with a grin. “She a cutie? Only the best for my niece, after all.”

[scattredroses-blog]

            Ruby shakes her head, crossing her arms and giving her uncle the look. “Uh, I’m pretty sure that’s not the case, but I’ll believe you.” She may be young and innocent, but she sees the looks he give the waitresses. She’s not that out of it. 

[qqrow-blog]

You gave Ruby a wink, and then went back to your plate of food. “--So tell me about Beacon, kiddo. How’re your studies goin’? You better be top of your class. I can’t have you losin’ to that Ice Princess.”

[sunsations-a]

❝ I AM CALM !!   it’s just… he THREATENED me for the love’a god !! &&. then his foot was right next to  my HEAD !! &&. then i just  — ugh… ❞

SHE GROANS, HANDS   covering her face as her head shakes slightly, blonde locks bouncing gently. 

[qqrow-blog]

“--Sure you are,” came your reply. “You sound as calm as a rampaging Grimm, y’know? Take a deep breath and contain the calamity that is your anger. Seriously, kid.” Your hands soon found themselves around your flask, and you took a drink to settle your own nerves. You were angry too--angry at that little shit who tried taking out your own flesh and blood. If you saw him any time soon you’d be sure to do more than break his leg.

After a decent amount of the good stuff was down your throat, you wiped your mouth with the back of your hand and gave Yang a solid look. “--You did what you thought was necessary,” you said. “I’m proud of you for that. Quick thinkin’ like that is what makes a decent Huntress. Don’t let this bother you too much.”

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[lafoysarchive-deactivated201808]

   “–Call me a kid again and we’re gonna see how far I can shove my heel up yer ass ye drunk.”

[qqrow-blog]

“--I’d like to see you try,” was what you said next. “If you think you’re woman enough to come at me right now, then do it.”

[qqrow-blog]

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“--What can I say? Your dear ol’ uncle Qrow can be quite the charmer when he’s gotta be, y’know?”

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“--Calm down, kid. I believe you. You aren’t the kind of person to just bust someone’s kneecap. I mean, I would, but you aren’t me.”

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[scattredroses-blog]

@qqrow

            “Ew, why’re you hitting on that waitress?”

[qqrow-blog]

“--Your uncle is always on the lookout for the new Mrs. Branwen, kid.” As if. You would rather her believe that then know the truth about how you simply enjoyed being a flirt with waitresses. Them skirts though....

[justintaco]

[slothblog]

please fuel my ego and tell me what your favorite thing about me is

[merphv]

A younger Ruby bonding with uncle Qrow?

Here you go anon! Uncle Qrow with sleepy younger Ruby.

Hope you like it

[pokeandbrian]

Qrow pls

[aryandil]

Anon requested: Holiday Qrow Branwen Icons

[qqrow-blog]

gets called in for a mandatory dorm inspection. turns out it was a surprise pizza party.

[petitetimidgay-deactivated20240]

i think the reason i get so irritated with tumblr now  is because everyone’s always so angry and everything has to be a debate and i’m just? too old? like go play in your salt mines children and leave grandma alone 

[dreams-over-reality]