list of current qsmp happenings, compiled for organization purposes and my sanity:
at first i was just gonna leave this in the drafts but then i heard apparently there's like FOUR? QSMP EVENTS? HAPPENING REALLY SOON. and the world is gonna explode or something and uhh. Yeah. so let's just put this all on the table now.
i'm also Definitely going to miss things because it would be. Impossible for me to get EVERYTHING, so apologies for anything i do forget!
the eggs are still missing, and the black concrete or "dark matter" has been significantly spreading throughout the server, most notably now to many player's houses, as well as the eggs' ninho rooms and the adoption center. these dark matter trails have previously led to pictures of some of the eggs, which could support the theory that the dark matter has something to do with them
qforever is still Literally In Hell, after being sent in there by cucurucho to supposedly save the eggs. the last we saw of him he was played a cutscene in red and black coloring saying that he shouldn't be there. also walter bob was there.
the bodies of murdered federation workers have been turning up in various pretty obvious places, and with them codes and puzzles. the codes' translations always seem to connect to qcellbit, with them having allusions to his past in prison or in the war with qbbh, and genuinely seem to imply he's relapsed into his murderous tendencies because of all the feds did to him. however, there is the possibility the fed is framing him for these happenings, as cucurucho did tell him there'd be "consequences" for his crimes against the fed. qbagi has also told cucuruchito that she did all the murders to try and save cellbit.
the dice and ticket thing is still happening and still relevant i assume but i don't think anybody's actually been to the room and rolled the dice in a while. we still have no idea who's actually running that thing or what the tickets are for, nor why charlie, quackity, and philza have special tickets. charlie's has slime on it, quackity's has a lotus flower, and phil has black feathers.
the minimes are also a thing. unfortunately. they were project A0 that the fed was creating for some reason, and the island residents are not supposed to have them. in meta, quackity has said that the minimes will be very useful for things later on/soon in qsmp. also, despite the minimes having 6 levels, the federation cinematic only explained what the first 4 levels of the minimes could do.
the unofficially named "revolution", the code's faction that is apparently genuinely against the federation is now known, and recently have contacted etoiles and fit to become initiated onto their side. they have documents on several island residents, where they expressed interest in characters like (again) fit and etoiles joining them, and also cellbit, pac, mike, and baghera. however, they are very suspicious of foolish, jaiden, and forever, and consider them not an option.
speaking of the codes, qcharlie is still being seemingly turned into a code as a result of his closeness with codeflippa. his body is being covered in code and he's having full body glitches and voice distortions. he denies that anything is wrong at all when he's asked.
cucuruchito is also a thing. again, unfortunately. it apparently has the purpose of collecting information that the players give it about island happenings and to give players subsequent answers that they want in return, but it seems to just only say total bullshit all the time. sad.
Those massive fucking alien structures are still a thing. i um. i don't think we've seen a whole lot of anything happen. with them. for a while. but. um. Well i figured id give them a mention at least cause they just showed up and gave us no answers about anything and then just weren't mentioned again. help. these structures were also where some of the glitchy egg pictures were found.
in tallulah's garden, qphil found a super weird book referring to a "child of the sky" whose black wings soared across the heavens, but one day, the sky became silent. "oh, child of the sky, do you remember those days of your journey?" the book then asked, and then whoever's writing it says they and the child will "meet again in a place long lost" and "guide [him] on this perilous quest." a drawing of a deer skull came with this book, and when phil left and came back to these things, they were gone. and vanished from his inventory. Yeah i don't know either. What the fuck.
each of the 4 language specific qsmp accounts have posted teaser images of an ominous puzzle piece, and though it's hard to make out what the pieces are actually depicting, their captions are all very interesting: "it's going to be really fun" by ptbr, "i thought i was the only one" by esp, "this season sends shivers down my spine" by fra, and "you know what i love about halloween? the sand!" by eng. safe to say, we've got an event on halloween.
AND... lastly... fed workers have closed the train station due to "unforeseen circumstances" and are expecting a reopen on november 4th at 1pm pst.