xuexiao

xueyang is a good boy and deserves love

[qtxueyang]

wei wuxian: hey! how’s your day going?

jiang cheng: it was great until 1pm

wei wuxian: what happened at 1pm?

jiang cheng: i woke up

[qtxueyang]

jiang cheng: you need a hobby

wei wuxian: i have a hobby

jiang cheng: staring at lan wangji’s face isn’t a hobby

wei wuxian: you’re right. it’s a profession, and i excel at my job.

[qtxueyang]

lan wangji: *at 5 am* oh good morning! didn’t know you’re an early bird

wei wuxian: i’m not. i’m going to bed now.

[qtxueyang]

xiao xingchen: what are we doing?

xueyang: wasting our lives

xiao xingchen: i meant for lunch but okay

[qtxueyang]

wei wuxian: can you ask lanzhan if he likes me?

jiang cheng: you two are married???

wei wuxian: yeah, but can you?

[qtxueyang]

wei wuxian: this food is too hot, i can’t eat it.

lan wangji: you’re too hot and i still eat you.

wei wuxian:

jiang cheng slamming his hands on the table: ONE DINNER, I JUST WANT O N E DINNER

[qtxueyang]

wei wuxian: *sighs* no one likes me

lan wangji: am i a joke to you

[qtxueyang]

xueyang: hey can you hold this for me

xiao xingchen: this is just your hand

xueyang: yeah

[qtxueyang]

xiao xingchen: words ending in ‘ie’ are so cute! like cutie, sweetie, cookie-

xueyang: die

[qtxueyang]

xueyang: i don’t like it

xiao xingchen: you don’t like anything

xueyang: i like sleep and you

[qtxueyang]

wei wuxian: someone tell lanzhan he’s a dumbass but i still love him.

nie huaisang: tell him yourself.

wei wuxian: no, we’re fighting.

nie huaisang: tf? you’re literally sitting on his lap?

[qtxueyang]

lan wangji: let’s get married

wei wuxian: what was that?

lan wangji: what?

wei wuxian: you said something.

lan wangji: i didn’t hear what you said

wei wuxian: no, you said- you said something.

lan wangji: …no

[qtxueyang]

wei wuxian: are you flirting with me??

lan wangji: have been for the past year but thanks for noticing

[qtxueyang]

lan xichen: don’t you just love space?

lan wangji: yeah, personal space

lan xichen:

lan xichen: you’re literally cuddling wei wuxian like your life depends on it

[qtxueyang]

lan wangji: weiying and i-

lan xichen: are getting married?

lan wangji: no, we-

lan xichen: *pulls out binder*

lan xichen: sit down, i planned out everything.

[qtxueyang]

wei wuxian: i’m having a baby

sizhui: oh, okay that’s gre-

wei wuxian slamming down a pad of adoption papers: it’s you, sign here.

[qtxueyang]

a-qing: what are you doing?

xueyang: i’m confronting the person who ruined my life

a-qing: you’re yelling at the mirror