#incorrect mdzs

[jianqzai]

[cass-bloodworth]

Don't love your job... ☝🏻

[the-raven-song]

[Dafan mountain scene]

JC: you think I wouldn't recognize Wei Wuxian?! The asshole who threw me off the pier when we were sixteen and just got back from our first night hunt?!

WWX, still pretending to be MXY: excuse me??! YOU were the one who threw ME off the pier because I fucked up the night hunt!!

Gathered juniors: *gasp*

JC, smirking:

WWX: fuck

[restingdomface]

Lan Jingyi: I may not be famous, successful or attractive, but I promise you; somebody’s therapist knows about me.

Ouyang Zizhen: I think you’re not UNattractive, Jingyi.

Wei Wuxian: Yo same. The therapist part I mean. I’m unfortunately very famous as well.

Lan Wangji: And attractive.

Lan Sizhui: I think you’re successful, A-Die. You grew a really big radish.

Wei Wuxian: *tearing up* Oh my god, I grew this really big radish. *hugs A-Yuan*

Jin Ling: My therapist knows about all of you.

[neo--queen--serenity]

Wei Wuxian: The jig is up, Sect Leader Jin! I know what you did. I used empathy on Nie Mingjue’s severed head, and his memories told me everything!

Jin Guangyao: what? What proof—

Wei Wuxian: though, for some reason, his subconscious kept calling your waist slutty

[drrksaturday]

[eyalsfantasy]

[5-pounds-of-carrots]

not wei wuxian saying “it’s, uh, normal for men to do stuff like this once in a while” immediately after like ????