#incorrect mdzs

[restingdomface]

Lan Qiren: *needs to bring WWX to a cultivation conference and make it seem like he’s in good standing so another sect will listen to him* -Wei Wuxian, I will ask you, once. Please. Wear your ribbon properly.

Wei Wuxian: *with a Lan ribbon tied in his hair in place of the normal red one* Is this not proper?

Lan Qiren: …I… no, no, I said I’d only ask once. If I fight with you now, no one will bother when I tell them to listen to you. *leaves*

Wei Wuxian: *tearing up* holy shit I think he’s starting to accept me 🥹

Lan Jingyi: He just didn’t want to fight Senior Wei before a conference, I think.

Lan Sizhui: Yes, which means he’s starting to accept him. Do you think he’d have hesitated to fight A-Die three years ago?

Lan Jingyi: …holy fuck he likes Senior Wei 👁️👄👁️

[buelisjoh]

Nieyao in modern au ; They've known each other since high school and been dating and living in the same house like, god know how many years, their realationship is like an elderly couple from the start, their friends says. (Should i write this as a fic idk i just love making these:"))

One random afternoon:

Mingjue: In fact, there's a question i've been meaning to ask you...

Meng yao: Alright. As long as it's not "will you marry me".

Mingjue:...

Meng yao:... Oh god. It IS 'will you marry me'.

Mingjue: Well im not gonna say it now- you just spoil the moment.

Meng yao: Is it 'will you marry me'!?!?

Mingjue: A-yao, the moment's gone.

Meng yao: No no, no! Wait! Wait.

Mingjue: A-yao..

Meng yao: Start again!

Mingjue: No.

Meng yao: *leaves the room* Start again!!

Mingjue: No no, i'm not gonna just...

Meng yao: We've just...stepped out into the corridor, and you said "i've got a question to ask you' and i don't say ANYTHING!

Meng yao:...*blushing* and then...you say..?

Mingjue: Jin Guanyao, will you marry me?

Meng yao smiles with teary eyes and kisses him, and yippie happy ending (im a sucker for happy things sue me):

If anyone had done this already pls tell me so i can delete this one🙏

[incorrectly-quoting-mxtx]

Mugger: I have a weapon!

Wei Wuxian: And I have a death wish, so that’s not gonna work.

[twenty-orange-balloons]

Wei Wuxian: Sorry, I can't eat radish, Lan Zhan is allergic.

Lan Jingyi: But why would that stop you from eating it?

Wei Wuxian: Well, if I eat it and then put my mouth–

Lan Wangji, ears red: Wei Ying.

Jin Ling, mortified realization: WHAT THE FUCK WEI WUXIAN!

Rest of the juniors: *embarrassed horrified silence*

Wei Wuxian: *Full bodied laughter* you kids are too easy!

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I've come around to xicheng in recent years because this is the dynamic they have in my head

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