one of my many woes is that i'm sometimes funny but only in italian, so for your consideration:
there is this page on ig that collects the shit people wrote as kids on their diaries or homework or whatever, and i have the sense of humour of a five year old and a one track mind. translated just 'cause, this is actually for the italian babes
"dear diary, today it's a bit of a vengeful day"
"Lan Xichen, I don't know how to tell you but I already have 14 boyfriends but I want you" - Jin Guangyao and his harem
"Today I'm happy because I read a story titled weenie"
"Rage is when one seethes" - Nie Mingjue and the intergenerational curses (how do i even translate rosicare)
"DHOG" - Wei Wuxian and his phobias
"THANKS (people you want to thank): MY PATIENCE"
"March 31st. tonight went terribly"
" Dear Yiling Laozu, I love you a lot, I really like what you do when a person dies which is that you make them live again" - Mo Xuanyu fanboy of all times