funny duck man

the magic duck that does absolutely nothing // will be immensely entertained if you give me attention (Mostly introverted irl, very extroverted online) // I'm fine if you tag me // I saw a friend using the slashes to mark a different part of the bio so I'm doing it too // #93 BlazBlue glazer // you'll prolly see little to no reblogs on this account except from stuff that's from friends or myself // owner of a steam deck // I am very curious on how big I can make this bio but I dont have the patience or motivation to find out by coming up with creative ideas to fill it // he/him

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Yo, who the FUCK are you?! Can someone PLEASE euthanize this man 🙏

[guiltygearofficial]

Robo-Ky is not getting any pussy this June.

[guiltygearofficial]

July's not looking good either.

[orcboxer]

it's meee I'm your guardian angel hiiiiii 😇 okay🙏 so. in about six months, you're gonna die of starvation. 🥺 and if I don't protect you, I will get: #fired! 🫢 and that is No Good 🙅‍♀️ hahaaa So. 🙏 I looked into causes of starvation, and it turns out: Your death is totally preventable! 😯 Uh oh! 😆 There's more than enough food to sustain you without interfering with anyone else's survival, but you're not allowed to have it! 🤨 Whaaat? 🤷‍♀️ Apparently, your death is premeditated by thousands of things called "shareholders." So. 🙏 I've been killing people,

[arroscnleche]

soy yooo tu ángel de la guarda holiiiiii 😇 okay🙏 bueno. en como seis meses, vas a morir de hambre. 🥺 y si no te protejo, me van a: #¡despedir! 🫢 y eso No esta Chido 🙅‍♀️jajaaa Entonces. 🙏investigue acerca del tema y resulta que: ¡puedo prevenir tu muerte al 100%! 😯 ¡Uh oh! 😆 Hay más que suficiente comida para que sobrevivas sin que interfieras con la supervivencia de los demás, ¡pero no puedes teneral! 🤨 ¿Queeeé? 🤷‍♀️ Al parecer, tu muerte fue premeditada por miles de cosas llamadas "accionistas." Y bueno. 🙏 empeze a matar personas,

[tracing-rivers]

c'est moooi ton ange gardien coucooou 😇 bon 🙏 alors. dans genre six mois, tu vas mourir de faim. 🥺 et si je te protège pas, je vais me faire: #virer ! 🫢 et ça c'est pas Pas Super 🙅‍♀️ hahaaa Donc. 🙏 j'ai fait mes recherches sur les causes de famine et devine quoi: Ta mort est 100% évitable ! 😯 Oh-oh ! 😆 Il y a largement assez de ressources pour te nourrir sans interférer avec la survie d'autrui, mais tu n'y as pas accès ! 🤨 Quoooi ? 🤷‍♀️ Apparemment ta mort a été préméditée par des milliers de trucs appelées des "actionnaires". Du coup.🙏 j'ai tué pas mal de monde,

[clockworkspider]

hiiiiii 😇 我是亲的守护小天使！okay🙏 嗯。您在差不多半年会饿死哈🥺 若我不能救您我会被#炒鱿鱼！🫢 那可不行哦🙅‍♀️ 哈哈。所以昵🙏我查了一下人类饿死的原因，然后发现：诶呀呀😯亲的死是可以避免哒！😆 这世上有足够食物给亲吃，一点儿也不需要影响别人的生存率哒！但不给亲！🤨 怎么会这样昵？ 🤷‍♀️ 原来，亲的死是被一帮叫“股东”的东西计算好滴！ 所以昵🙏 我杀了一些人，

[orcboxer]

y'all are doing some rosetta stone shit to me

[raineonline]

Who doth thou main in BlazBlue?

PLATINUM THE TRINITY

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I play Lambda

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I now have 5 followers (4 of which I knew of before using Tumblr more often. That 1 remaining one knows who they are)

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Ok so the villain team trailer for Tokon got released. I'ma give my thoughts in reblogs

[quackingtum6lr]

They cooked so hard with this. The animation is great bc duh it's ArcSys; that's their whole thing.

Magneto was an obvious but good choice. Also I like how he actually uses magnetism and not GenericEnergyBlast™

Carnage is interesting. Glad they're giving more attention him than Venom. Also ArcSys is also showing off how good they can do sludges like they did with Zato and... Arakune

Goblin seems hard as hell. Presumably stance chance and flight? They're gonna pull some BULLSHIT with him

This is prolly my favorite team so far with the animations, potential movesets, etc.

Also they just look really cool

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Ok so the villain team trailer for Tokon got released. I'ma give my thoughts in a reblog

[raineonline]

I wanna grab shin and shake him violently and throw him at the wall and watch him stick to it and slide down to the floor.

I love this man

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I'm following some tags knowing damn well I will still exclusively use the following tab when looking at posts

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The fuck

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As I typed this post another person liked it

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The fuck

[blazblueofficial]

Happy Pride, Dear Blazers!

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Just finished To The Moon, and this is my review for it

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Why was it this post specifically people interacted with the most?

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I'm gonna be playing Finding Paradise in 2 hours. Wish me luck!

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Update: a person who I was going to play it with wanted to postpone, so I'll be doing it next week prolly

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Just finished To The Moon, and this is my review for it

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Why was it this post specifically people interacted with the most?

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I'm gonna be playing Finding Paradise in 2 hours. Wish me luck!

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I made a girl cry yesterday

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A couple of weeks ago, my headphones snapped. I was just watching my friend play Portal 2 and it just happened

[real-language-facts]

a sentence ends with a period because ! it did not get pregnon