my brain feels like it’s on fire and my stomach hurts because i can’t stop laughing every time i see these two tweets

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Cosmic Funnies
Cosimo Galluzzi
we're not kids anymore.
One Nice Bug Per Day
Aqua Utopia|海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
Not today Justin
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Jules of Nature
Xuebing Du
The Bowery Presents
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@quackmaster100
my brain feels like it’s on fire and my stomach hurts because i can’t stop laughing every time i see these two tweets
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Absolutely adore that pirates in one piece can be the evilest most despicable people but they'd all pay the little seagulls for newspaper. They could literally just steal it or whatever but nah murder mcasshole asks if anyone's got change for 100 beli and they're like yeah here u go little birdie thank you for your hard work see you soon for the next one
it’s the 21st day of the 21st year of the 21st century.
you can only reblog this today.
i drew this on just as an excuse to draw a lot of sakura expressions, and that one panel of yamato blooming anxiously.
(via Albi Rabbit)
To all the people who go non verbal under stress, or after facing trauma i love you. Even when the most you can say is a soft, barely audiable "mmmh" to a question, you are doing wonderful
*puts in earrings with malicious intent*
i am Just s sitting
Recently, I’ve heard a story about two men. They are friends, bonded, with a natural want to be close to one another. Who can say what they might have done privately? While they were in the view of others, however, they took care to keep apart. So far apart, in fact, that in one look strangers saw through their facade, and mocked them for their empty performance. By worrying about appearances, they drew more attention to themselves than they ever would have gotten if they had simply acted out of their wants and desires. Their created charade of apathy only made their intimacy more apparent. Tell me, Will. Are you going to keep sitting on the other side of the hot tub, or will you come sit next to me?
The most beautiful call duck 😄🌷🌸🌺
via @thesassyducks instagram
Urgent! Important.