Just a guy who likes rocks :3

Quags here (he/they) I love making art of various kinds, some of which I post here! I usually rb Hermitcraft, Life Series, JRWI, and FMA stuff. Here for a good time and witnessing the chaos. My art tag is ‘quags.art’ and I tag geology posts with ‘rock tag <3’

[puppygirldick]

Morphological differences between thorns, spines, and prickles

[oodlenoodleroodle]

"Every rose has its thorns" - wrong. Prickles

[mortalityplays]

learn to associate cleaning with pride instead of shame and your quality of life will improve in ways you can't even imagine btw

[aphractal2]

physical manifestations of health bar?

[foldingfittedsheets]

Had a coworker tell me they hadn’t texted once because of the time. “I didn’t want to wake you.”

I stared at them through the dawning realization that they lived in a world where that was remotely possible. “My phone is on do not disturb if I’m sleeping. Why would I let random texts wake me up? My sleep is important.”

Equally baffled they replied, “What if someone at work needs you?”

“I am not a manager. No one at work will ever need me badly enough to interrupt my sleep. If I’m not working then there’s no reason to be calling me.”

“Not even if you need to cover?”

I laughed, “I don’t need to cover. They could ask me to cover but good luck getting ahold of me if I’m sleeping.”

They looked distressed at this idea.

To console them I added, “I have important people like my mom and my wife set to override. If they call they get through no matter what.”

There was a small pause before they asked, “You can do that…?”

So friendly reminder. Become unreachable. Work does not need you that badly. Sleep.

[red-garden]

MAGA boomers SHOCKED by 20y/o commie speaking fluent hog

[red-garden]

Hog 201 for anyone interested in trying this:

Bodily autonomy (like abortion, anti draft, etc) -> “The government shouldn’t be able to force anything on my body I don’t want.”

Anti surveillance -> “I don’t trust big government/big tech (big brother if you’re feeling frisky) with the ability to spy on me and my family.”

Immigration -> “Next to all of us immigrated at some point, I don’t see why the elites get to decide who’s allowed to be where. What’s to stop them coming for me?”

Climate Change -> “Big oil shouldn’t get to determine whether or not I get to go places. I don’t want to be dependent on some big business to survive.”

State Violence -> “I don’t want the goddamn secret police breathing down my neck! I trust my community a whole hell of a lot more to help me than I do the state!”

The vast majority of conservatives think of themselves as underdogs being repressed by the government/the elite, and they value personal freedom (specifically their personal freedom, they don’t care about other people). The will almost always agree with leftist points if you can find a way to blame the problem on their vague enemies (useful, since rich people are the root of most problems), and tie it back to their ability to say fuck everyone else. NEVER appeal to science, theory, logic, or human goodness. Make it seem as if you are a paranoid lunatic who trusts no one. They love it.

[dinosaurjam]

#you need to tailor your arguments to people's existing values and priorities if you want to convince them #the flip side is that it's every bit as easy to tailor conservative arguments to convince a leftist audience #so don't get smug #you're not immune to this either <- prev extremely true

[mckitterick]

Deadly egg recall

The FDA has upgraded an egg recall issued last month to “Class I,” its highest risk level, as it warns the public that consuming the products could cause “serious adverse health consequences or death.”

The recall of 1,589,577 dozen white-shell eggs and brown cage-free shell eggs was initially issued by Midwest Poultry Services in late July, which warned they might be contaminated with Salmonella Enteritidis.

According to the company, the eggs were produced and distributed from farms in Texas between June 6 and July 3 and have sell-by or best-by dates between July 20 and August 17. The recalled egg cartons have either the code P-1950 or 0840962 and Julian Dates between 157-184.

source: X

[ciryes]

This is like a fire extinguisher catching fire

[andwhatexcellentboiledpotatoes]

Can you believe that there are people who live so close to the ocean that they can just think “hey, I should go to the ocean” and then they just do???

[savethefirecat]

For those who can’t go to the ocean…. 

…I can bring an ocean to you.

[lynati]

thank you

[portraitoftheoddity]

Adding My Ocean:

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

have some more

[lyrathian]

[the-descolada]

adding my ocean as well

[abandoned-as-mustard]

Not my ocean but my brother’s:

[otabekisautistic]

adding my ocean

[killerandhealerqueen]

A sunset from my ocean (when I used to live in Hawaii)

[coffeeisfortheresponsible]

here are some florida beach pics from your local ninjago loving floridian :))

i wish you all a very hope you get to see the beach one day

[help-the-lesbian]

My ocean that I went to with me and my friends :)

[hummingbirdsaltimolockia]

sunrise on my birthday last year :)

[hummingbirdsaltimolockia]

[dilf-din]

Some of my favorite shots since we moved closer to the ocean 🌊

[an-autistic-with-personhood]

I don’t have an ocean, but I do have my big lake to share!

[warmleveret-deactivated20170910]

as funny as “those are his hooves you bitch” I’m mad that it overshadows that lil wayne really did have socks on in a jacuzzi 

[nenchaenmoved-blog]

can y'all stop just throwing random words together and expecting us to understand it

[re-bee-key]

you had to be there

[beetleluvrrr]

This is so important

[justasuta]

"There's an aesthetic connection between koi fish and a calico kitty cat — I wonder who inspired who?"

I finally remade this piece after so many years! It's the KOILICO <3

( psst...i'll have it at Nekocon ;D )

[accessible-art]

[ID edited from Alt: A five-color illustration of a calico cat in water surrounded by swimming koi fish and bunches of bubbles. The cat and fish share a color palette. The cat is staring curiously at one of the fish in front of her, she's gonna get him! End ID]

[pusong-mangga]

@hungryslothwrites

[fluorescentnova]

Wow NASA has a what did Hubble see on your birthday

Let me just open up that bad boy to my birthday and see my cool space vis---

Sure. Sure yeah. Okay. That's Fine. That's really fine and good. Really normal.

[fluorescentnova]

What Did Hubble See on Your Birthday? - NASA Science

Hubble explores the universe 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. Take a look at what cosmic wonders Hubble observed on your special day!

Oh yeah if you want to see yours or just look at cool space pictures.

[deep-space-netwerk]

YOOOOO I got the Orion Nebula! Thats like my favorite nebula!!

[evilwickedme]

I got the Starfish Nebula, also known as He 2-47

Fucking gorgeous imo

[woundthatswallows]

How the fuck is it mid August

[melis-writes]

CIRI OF CINTRA | THE WITCHER 3: WILD HUNT dev. CD Projekt RED.

[spacedewey]

I think the most damage this site has done to me is making me think "It's fucken wimdy" when it is, in fact, fucken wimdy outside.

[whatthefluffnightvale]

I taught one of my ranching buddies “it fucken wimdy” and now he says it around his older more established ranching buddies

The exhilaration I get- upon hearing an old rancher (I’ve never met before) in cowboy boots and a cowboy hat while on a horse, grimly saying “it fucken wimdy” in a thick west Texas accent as he looks down upon his cows- is incalculable

[john-silvers]

XVII. Forgiveness? What forgiveness are you entitled to while you stand back in the shadows, pushing James out in front of the world to be laid bare for the sake of the truth? Tell me, sir, when does the truth about your sins come to light?

[rpfofficial]

sometimes rpf is like "i think they were actually fucking for real but but i can't 'prove it' so i'm going to vividly imagine it and then write it" and sometimes it's like "i know they weren't fucking but i think it would be hot so i'm going to viviidly imagine it and then write it" and sometimes it's like "i think they very well could have been fucking and if they weren't then i think they probably wanted to but for various reasons never did so i'm going to implement that theory & tension it into a beautiful story where i create a world where they can be together and fuck nasty" and i think that's beautiful