Ad Asstra Per Asspera

Spacecraft instrument engineer at NASA . See my space posts in my #spost tag! Her Imperial Majesty, first of her name, queen of the bitches and rightful heir of the First Bitches, beloved by the common bitches for her bounteous bitchitude.

[miquellah]

consuming this alongside beef cup noodle to see what happens to my digestive system

[miquellah]

this was all after having a twinkie ice latte for brunch btw too. there is defiinitely a jungle juice situation going on in my stomacht

[miquellah]

[molabuddy]

3 hours of sleep = i hate people who laugh

0 ours of sleep = waouw 🌼🌼🌼🌼🐎

[patrickbatemanamericanpsycho]

[stickyfrogs]

It is Dinner Time! Jens is Suddenly Very Pancake! (Round Frog Reasons!)

[rockabillywife]

The water fountain when you’re thirsty af is definitely a top 5 place to publicly debase yourself

[pangur-and-grim]

I'm going down a rabbit hole looking through this Thai cattery that breeds for white back-stripes

[feldfrog]

If I was a tree, I would use my mycelium network to spread lies for clout

[sailatina3]

[sutured-infection]

Cellulose nitrate was used to make dice from the late 1860s until the middle of the twentieth century, and the material remains stable for decades. Then, in a flash, they can dramatically decompose. Nitric acid is released in a process called outgassing. The dice cleave, crumble, and then implode.

From Dice: Deception, Fate & Rotten Luck by Ricky Jay and Rosamond Purcell, 2002.

[jesus-lizard-journal]

hello beautiful

[sab3rtooth]

patterns left by woodworms on driftwood

[fishpondfish]

it is impossible to watch a movie. every night i think i want to watch a movie. no movie gets watched. because it's not possible

[mousidy]

and yet they keep making movies with the hopes that one day humanity will discover a way to watch them. it's so inspiring

[hfourxor]

Hi, my name is James Webbony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Space Telescope and I am a telescope in space (that's how I got my name) and I have a five-layer aluminum-coated Kapton sunshield protecting my instruments and gold-coated hexagonal primary mirror segments like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Lady Gaga (AN: if you don't know who she is, get the hell out of here!). I'm not related to the Hubble Space Telescope, but I wish I was because he's a major fucking hottie. I'm an infrared telescope but I am much larger than Spitzer. I have 18 primary mirror segments. I also study exoplanets, and I go to a telescope school in L2 where I'm in orbit (I was launched in 2021). I can see distant galaxies (in case you couldn't tell) and I wear mostly gold. I love space, and I take all my photos there. For example, today I was taking a photo of the Cartwheel Galaxy, which is about 500 million light years away. I was using my NIRcam, NIRspec, MIRI, and FGS-NIRISS. I was walking outside L2. It was around 1 million miles away from Earth and there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I unfolded my primary mirrors at them.

[formlab]

Futuro Coffee Machine, Moulinex. 1991

[literallymechanical]

To have my coffee you must first defeat my evil coffee cone

[cipheramnesia]

Can we please just have one non-evil appliance that we don’t have to face in trial combat?

[literallymechanical]

Why

[cipheramnesia]

I can’t keep having these homoerotic fights.

[literallymechanical]

defeat my evil coffee cone

[theonion]

What Are We Donating To Goodwill?

[wonderarium]

this sewing pattern just touched me while i was in the middle of reading it

[memorycycle]

money beyond ypur wildist dreams

[chirasul]

one hundred and seventy dollars

[memorycycle]

[cryptic-curation]

This sick bleach shirt I made. Something to showcase my undying love for prehistoric cave art.

Some of the bleach burned thru the shirt bc this was my first time bleaching anything ever, but it kinda adds to it.