I'm the biggest and the baddest

That's right. It's the one and only. Keep your lips closed and I won't kick your ass, alright?

[quake-ranger-offical]

I decided to hop on this fuckass website, so yeah. If you don't know who I am, figure it out. I'm the most vicious thing 'round these parts. Don't mess around.

Ooc: Hiii :3. I decided I know enough to run a Quake Ranger blog (I mostly just wanna rp with my friend and make up beef lol). If I get anything wrong or don't know anything, let me know but be nice! I'm still kinda learning his lore. (Btw owner of this blog is a she/they or he/him bisexual irl, so please don't get mad at me saying fag lol. I ain't actually a homophobic macho man)

[albierio]

The classic FPS status bar aesthetic

[dell-rattmann-official]

// Love the smell of burning zombie carcass in the morning (not)

[doomguy-offical]

I do. Smells like armor.

[dell-rattmann-official]

// If your armor smells like THAT, you should probably wash it ;-;

[doomguy-offical]

I mean setting things on fire gives me armor points.

[dell-rattmann-official]

// Oh.

[doomguy-offical]

my armor does kinda smell like that though.

[quake-ranger-offical]

Nasty ass

[makkon]

quake 1 shalrath and shambler goth gfs

[quake-ranger-offical]

They definitely dress cool, but I'm still gonna blow em' up. Rocket time.

[tf2heritageposts]

millions of american soldiers die every year trying to rocket jump. thankfully their lives are worthless

[quake-ranger-offical]

Skill issue

[yodaprod]

Quake LAN Party , Leeds UK (1999)

Source: Youtube/BBC Archive

[quake-ranger-offical]

The fuck did I do?

[doomguy-offical]

Creative differences on quake caused Romero to leave the company causing the formation of Ion storm, and we all know where that led.

[quake-ranger-offical]

Ouch...

[doomguy-offical]

The divorce was your fault

[quake-ranger-offical]

😔

[quake-ranger-offical]

The fuck did I do?

[doomguy-offical]

Creative differences on quake caused Romero to leave the company causing the formation of Ion storm, and we all know where that led.

[quake-ranger-offical]

Ouch...

[quake-ranger-offical]

The fuck did I do?

[quake-ranger-offical]

IT'S MY BIRTHDAY BITCHES

[doomguy-offical]

Happy birthday king asshat!

[quake-ranger-offical]

Remove that last part and you'll be correct.

[doomguy-offical]

Happy birthday asshat!

[quake-ranger-offical]

WRONG PART DIPSHIT

[doomguy-offical]

Birthday Asshat.

[quake-ranger-offical]

YOU'RE TAKING TOO MANY WORDS NOW

[doomguy-offical]

Asshat

[quake-ranger-offical]

I didn't do this on your birthday! Fuck you!

[doomguy-offical]

Should've.

[quake-ranger-offical]

Why would you want me to insult you on your birthday?

[quake-ranger-offical]

IT'S MY BIRTHDAY BITCHES

[doomguy-offical]

Happy birthday king asshat!

[quake-ranger-offical]

Remove that last part and you'll be correct.

[doomguy-offical]

Happy birthday asshat!

[quake-ranger-offical]

WRONG PART DIPSHIT

[doomguy-offical]

Birthday Asshat.

[quake-ranger-offical]

YOU'RE TAKING TOO MANY WORDS NOW

[doomguy-offical]

Asshat

[quake-ranger-offical]

I didn't do this on your birthday! Fuck you!

[quake-ranger-offical]

IT'S MY BIRTHDAY BITCHES

[doomguy-offical]

Happy birthday king asshat!

[quake-ranger-offical]

Remove that last part and you'll be correct.

[doomguy-offical]

Happy birthday asshat!

[quake-ranger-offical]

WRONG PART DIPSHIT

[doomguy-offical]

Birthday Asshat.

[quake-ranger-offical]

YOU'RE TAKING TOO MANY WORDS NOW

[quake-ranger-offical]

IT'S MY BIRTHDAY BITCHES

[doomguy-offical]

Happy birthday king asshat!

[quake-ranger-offical]

Remove that last part and you'll be correct.

[doomguy-offical]

Happy birthday asshat!

[quake-ranger-offical]

WRONG PART DIPSHIT

[quake-ranger-offical]

IT'S MY BIRTHDAY BITCHES

[doomguy-offical]

Happy birthday king asshat!

[quake-ranger-offical]

Remove that last part and you'll be correct.

[quake-ranger-offical]

IT'S MY BIRTHDAY BITCHES

[doomguy-offical]

"I think that is called a like-form, it's a copy of you"

I ain't that ugly...

[quake-ranger-offical]

You sure about that?

[doomguy-offical]

Well he's more handsome than you that's for sure.

[quake-ranger-offical]

Nope.

[doomguy-offical]

"I think that is called a like-form, it's a copy of you"

I ain't that ugly...

[quake-ranger-offical]

You sure about that?