waiting for murder games update be like
The year is 3955, the world has been nuked to kingdom come. Nuclear winter has forced the remaining survivors to stay indoors with their Endotech clothes.
Resources are scarce and countries have disbanded. One man by the name of quakegrapes, one of the survivors of a nuclear blast, has done absolutely nothing except wait for an update on a game called Murder Games by Orteil.
Sources say that he has been waiting for more than a millennium and a half. Some people say that his life is due to his high aspiration, not the radiation from the nuclear blasts.
A day later, Orteil’s preserved robot body put the now unrelevant game up to date (because who ever has time to play a video game while there are freakin giant lizards trying to eat your family up like sushi) and quakegrapes can let go of his long lasting life knowing that Orteil finally acknowledged Murder Games existance.
That’s all I have for you. This is Mr. New Vegas, filling in for Mr. New Vegas. And now, I’d like to play one of my very favorite songs for you.
*cue Johnny Guitar by Peggy Lee*