brave souls wander

I'm Hal. She/they. honestly gender is fake i just dont care. I'm from texas. 26y/o. I have 3 mixed breed dogs. looking to get into bettas again. recently started planted tanks and terrestrial plants as well!

[animentality]

idk why but this random comment about elon musk made me crack tf up

[nvpengyou]

“are u okay?” no i need more money

[irondive]

guys we're running out of time

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

[pyxilate]

im going to be referencing this forever

[elierlick]

A happy ending for all.

[sexhaver]

as a kid, i distinctly remember learning about how the concept of abiogenesis (the theory that some forms of life can arise spontaneously from literally nothing) was accepted by the scientific community, specifically with the example that rotting meat would spontaneously spawn flies. and i remember thinking that was very obviously stupid. fast forward two decades and change and im getting fruit flies materializing inside of my house and home and im like "ohhh okay i get it now, sorry for being so harsh @ past scientists"

[slugbus]

autumn/winter affirmations:

7 p.m. is not late

your day is not over at 7 p.m.

you are allowed to leave your house after it gets dark

7 p.m. is so early

[letsnotandsaywewantedto]

5 p.m. is not late

your day is not over at 5 p.m.

you are allowed to leave your house after it gets dark

5 p.m. is so early

[karvina]

the xbox is a Machine. the playstation is a Device. the switch is a Toy. the personal computer is also a Machine. what the world needs, is a way to play video games on a Contraption

[freezedriedrose]

you fool. that's pinball

[animentality]

[horreurscopes]

starting a collection for my anthropology class can you guys send me more posts like these

[horreurscopes]

[puppydog-pyrolosis]

Here's a few I have

[kdinjenzen]

The Wiggles were right…

Fruit Salad?

Yummy yummy.

[unusual-suspects]

x

[y5d8z6vz7a-deactivated20180404]

i swear to god if one more stupid fandom ruins a beautiful text post i am calling the police

[brodiebutt]

[katherinearandez]

[wsswatson]

[katherinearandez]

I am obligated to reblog this again, because it is now Superwholock, and therefore perfection.

[fatefulfindings]

people need to remember that every tumblr post in 2012 was like this

[xlemonhoneyx]

I wish someone really did want to send me $2500/week 😔

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

Coolest Sea Creature Poll Final Round

Bioluminescent Plankton

Leaf Sheep

Voting ended onSep 28, 2025

[featherywingss]

[etirabys]

can anyone find me that mesopotamian clay tablet telling you to marry a party girl because she'll bring you joy

[mentalwires]

It's from the "Maxims of Ptahhotep", purportedly written by a 96-year-old vizier to pass on his wisdom to his son:

If you marry a good-time girl

A joyful woman known to her town,

If she is wayward,

and revels in the moment,

do not reject her, but instead let her enjoy;

joyfulness is what marks calm water.

[etirabys]

yay ty. Between the above and the links in the mentions we have 3 translations total

[fatsexybitch]

Happy Wife Happy Life is 4.5k years old

[assortedinsanities]

Other sites also have the "Does anyone have this image?" posts, but only on tumblr you'll find "Does anyone have that mesopotamien clay tablet?" posts.

[a-delicate-touch]

some of y'all are in denial that you have a fetish and it makes me sad fr

[a-delicate-touch]

if you:

can't cum unless x is involved in sex

get incredibly horny and aroused when x IS involved in sex

don't find interest in sex if x is not involved in some way shape or form

then congratulations, you have a fetish!! and there's absolutely nothing wrong with that! fetish isnt a bad or ugly thing, it's just something that's a part of your sexuality, and it's nothing to be ashamed of.

unless you're into that 😉

[i-suggest-vore]

Hey if you don't have a fetish but are on the lookout for one then I have a suggestion

[a-delicate-touch]

and what fetish would that be user i-suggest-vore

[i-suggest-vore]

Feet