Whatever

My blog’s target audience is just for me :) I don’t care if you don’t like what I post or if you agree with me. I don’t even agree with everything I reblog, I just post whatever I think is interesting.

[apolladay]

Do you want kids? Is disagreement on wanting kids a dealbreaker for you in a long-term relationship?

Yes I want kids; yes it's a dealbreaker

Yes I want kids; not sure if it's a dealbreaker

Yes I want kids; no it's not a dealbreaker

Not sure if I want kids; yes it's a dealbreaker (??!)

Not sure if i want kids; not sure if it's a dealbreaker

Not sure if I want kids; no it's not a dealbreaker

No I don't want kids; yes it's a dealbreaker

No I don't want kids; not sure if it's a dealbreaker

No I don't want kids; no it's not a dealbreaker

Already have kids/not interested in LTR/other nuance

Do you want kids? Is disagreement on wanting kids a dealbreaker for you in a long-term relationship?

Yes I want kids; yes it's a dealbreaker

Yes I want kids; not sure if it's a dealbreaker

Yes I want kids; no it's not a dealbreaker

Not sure if I want kids; yes it's a dealbreaker (??!)

Not sure if i want kids; not sure if it's a dealbreaker

Not sure if I want kids; no it's not a dealbreaker

No I don't want kids; yes it's a dealbreaker

No I don't want kids; not sure if it's a dealbreaker

No I don't want kids; no it's not a dealbreaker

Already have kids/not interested in LTR/other nuance

Remaining time: 5 days 10 hours

[qualityblizzardcreation]

I want kids, but I’m not sure it's ever going to happen (health issues), so I try to keep an open mind: I would love to have kids, but I can still have a filling life without kids. I’m not in a relationship, but if I was, I would want my partner to have a similar outlook (wants kids but would be okay without kids). So I’m not really sure which one of these options is that 😅

[apolladay]

Can you tell the state of your mental health based on how certain songs sound? (Explanation below)

Yes

No

Nuance? (Explain in comments please!)

Results

Remaining time: 5 days 21 hours

The explanation for this is a bit personal but I really want to know the results of this one so please bear with me:

I've noticed that certain songs sound different when I'm anxious or depressed. My hypothesis is that they sound different because of how the song's baseline emotion relates to my own baseline emotion. When stressed is my default state, a song that also sounds stressful, but is less stressed than I am, sounds calming.

Examples:

This song sounds calming when I'm stressed. It sounds stressful when I'm calm.

This song sounds happy when I'm depressed. It sounds depressing when I'm happy.

(The links are to youtube and the tracking has already been removed)

[apolladay]

Timespan between you coming home and washing your hands?

in the first 5 minutes

in the first 10 minutes

in the first 20 minutes

more than 20 minutes

results

Remaining time: 6 days 19 hours

[hotvampireadjacent]

[greater-than-the-sword]

Oh evangelicals wrote this

[sealsdaily]

Today's Seal Is: Going to the Shredder

[supreme-leader-stoat]

to the Shredder

[greater-than-the-sword]

[homunculus-argument]

What are you supposed to do when you're the type of bored where you don't want to do anything but there's nothing you can do about it either? It's 4 pm and there's five hours of day left and I don't want to sit through them.

[scribblesandknots]

Something you want to have done but don't actually want to do? I used to use this logic to get stuff done when I was severely depressed in college: I didn't want to do *anything*, so I might as well do homework. Tomorrow would look a lot better if I did homework than if I did nothing.

Or sleep.

[homunculus-argument]

Oh shit you're right. The dishes.

[babbyygirrrl]

I don't know who needs to hear this but... start living. The days are flying by and all you do is work, pay bills, and stress. Enjoy what you can like walks, sunsets, music, laughter. Joy doesn't have to be expensive. You deserve it.

[ankle-beez]

Would you rather have a Phineas and Ferb summer or a Gravity Falls summer?

would you rather have endless fun forever or have satan attack you every day

[firstethicalpisces-deactivated2]

girl nothing is ever gonna be all the way together just enjoy the bits and pieces #yourfragments

[charmwasjess]

Having someone ask ChatGPT in a meeting is like being a grown-ass professional adult in a room full of other grown-ass professional adults trying to solve a problem, while a colleague with one of those baby toys that makes animal sounds repeatedly presses the cow button. And we all have to stop what we're doing and listen to cow go moo and say "wow hm yeah that's not really what we're asking but the cow does definitely go moo, good thoughts"

[baddywronglegs]

Except increasingly the cow is being treated as a respected contributor to meetings as we pivot to a moo-centric business model that principally produces bullshit

[mumblesplash]

it’s so magical and beautiful that there are sprawling interconnected cave systems carved deep into the earth by various geological forces and you don’t have to go in them. there are miles and miles of stone passageways in total darkness that require you to exhale all the air out of your lungs to squeeze through parts of them and you don’t have to be there. some of these squeezes are underwater and require cave divers to take off their oxygen tanks and push them through ahead of them and me i am above ground looking at the sky as we speak. there are untold subterranean wonders no human has ever seen and i will not be the one to discover them #grateful #blessed

[mumblesplash]

so true there could be any number of undiscovered species down there all of which are none of my business and never will be. peace and love on (the surface of) planet earth 💕

[comicaurora]

tumblr I swear to god if your ads on mobile keep opening popup webpages because my FINGER touched them while I was SCROLLING because they are SO BIG that they FILL THE SCREEN AS I SCROLL PAST THEM I am going to MANIFEST SNAKES IN YOUR WALLS

[comicaurora]

if the PAGE-FILLING ADS on your INFINITE SCROLLING MOBILE APP register FINGER MOVEMENT as ANYTHING OTHER THAN SCROLLING I am LEGALLY PERMITTED to HUNT YOU for SPORT

[kawiza]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

not to be insensitive but some of the salem witch trials were so funny bitches like “i saw her at the devils sacrament!!!” girl... what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament 👀

[cheaphalloweencostume]

happy birthday devils sacrament. i wish you were never born

[aleshakills]

Is there a word for occupying the space where normies think you're a freak and freaks think you're a normie?

[aleshakills]

I tell a woman with a 9 to 5 office job about the slightly niche speculative fiction novel I just finished and she goes "Oh, that's...interesting. I hadn't heard of that."

I tell a grungy chick I met at a dive bar about the same book and she kinda scoffs and goes "Okay" like I said my favorite show is Sesame Street

[and-then-the-trash]

there's an AJR song that's kinda about this called "Ordinaryish People" if that helps

[jadagul]

Found myself wanting to say that "consuming text is easy and passive, unlike video which requires active effort to watch" and then realized this is the opposite of what basically every other human being would say.

[aleshakills]

Is there a word for occupying the space where normies think you're a freak and freaks think you're a normie?

[aleshakills]

I tell a woman with a 9 to 5 office job about the slightly niche speculative fiction novel I just finished and she goes "Oh, that's...interesting. I hadn't heard of that."

I tell a grungy chick I met at a dive bar about the same book and she kinda scoffs and goes "Okay" like I said my favorite show is Sesame Street