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21+ no terfs

[nooneinnportant]

"It is the duty of my Mistress.... of Whispers." Has the same exact vibe as "Raki, my love.... of skateboarding."

I know what you are, Rhaenyra Targaryen.

[myegoandme]

After episode 4 I have only one sentence to say:

TG fans when Hightowers behave like crazy religious people, andal supremacists and misogynists as if that isn't their whole thing and the reason the war is happening:

[hangmeandbangme]

Honestly, R.I.P. to Aegon, he would have loved being Rhaenyra’s husband

[multiverse-of-multifandoms]

HOUSE OF THE DRAGON 1.01 - 'The Heirs of the Dragon' 1.06 - 'The Princess and the Queen' 3.03 - 'Rhaenyra Triumphant'

[onion-souls]

The US senate is such a gaggle of old fucks that the old fuck everyone was sure dropped dead last week wasn't even the old fuck that dropped dead last week

[pseudomantis]

Baby manatees look like they're 1 million years old

[pseudomantis]

Grandpa

[catcrumb]

[catgirl-kaiju]

I work as a janitor and I feel like I’m gonna be thinking about this post a lot on the job

[the-big-mood]

This woman's dragon puppet

[uncle-beanbag-mojave]

Oh hey she's improved

[str8aura-no-not-that-one]

Shitty things about being isekaied #34; every time I use the restroom I automatically reach for my phone I left in my jacket pocket back on earth, and my hand goes exactly where I keep my knives on my belt, so I always walk out of the john with a fresh hand wound

[str8aura-no-not-that-one]

Shitty things about being isekaied #49: dog came with me but the magic field uplifted her into an anime girl and I'm realizing our personalities just don't click (plus her sitting on my lap is weird now)

[str8aura-no-not-that-one]

Shitty things about being isekaied #64: the town blacksmith is an elf named Gay Simpson and I couldnt explain why that made me laugh and now she won't fix my weapons anymore

[str8aura-no-not-that-one]

Shitty things about being isekaied #75: my degree in russian lit is useless now

[str8aura-no-not-that-one]

Shitty things about being isekaied #83: the four dark lords of this world look almost identical to abba which cant be intentional but when they line up on horseback its so uncanny i cant help but wonder if someones fucking with me

[str8aura-no-not-that-one]

Shitty things about being isekaied #94: they dont make my meds here and health potions dont do shit for bipolar

[wifegideonnav]

gonna be honest i don’t know how many more ‘enter the 6 digit code we sent to your phone’s i got left in me

[memento-meliora]

forced to say “it’s okay!” Instead of throwing a fucking chair at their head

[wateredwizard]

Why does your post have lingerie on

[memento-meliora]

God forbid a bitch be feeling herself while mentally ill in this economy 😢

[ashtabharya-deactivated20240717]

[phantomrose96]

job interviewer: would you be willing to destroy and betray yourself for nothing?

[phantomrose96]

job interviewer: (reading the room) would you be willing to destroy and betray yourself for a pizza party?

[venusswasaboy]

I quote this and laugh to myself very, very often.

[punkitt-is-here]

watching an old disney movie

inspired by the comments in this video making me aware of the siamese cat scene in aristocats

[konekoling]

[lunar-goodness]

I love you trinkets. I love you charms. I love you tokens and magnets and rocks and stickers and weird wall art and bells and tchotchkes and knickknacks and shiny things and maximalism and goblincore and crow brain

[desolationlesbian]

I don't want to buy mass-produced garbage from a big box store so I go to etsy but half of etsy is now dropshipped mass-produced garbage or AI slop so I go to the local arts and crafts street market but a ton of those booths are also selling the same generic plastic objects or identical stickers or 3D printed dragons so WHERE do I buy real trinkets and art from sincere freaks