we are the new americana

[badluckbadger]

The sound my stupid cat makes when I move him from his favourite spot (on top of my jackets)

[hhjjjjhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhksl]

what kind of camera are you using this is like movie quality god damn

[sugarpiss]

HE SOUNDS SO SAD PUT hIM BACK

[tracknumber06]

[chrisrobinson14]

Me:

[ari-lix01]

Literally

[timemachineyeah]

Sometimes I think about the future of self driving cars and how everyone I talk to about that future is like “okay but in an emergency we’ll be able to take back manual control, right?” and I usually placate them by saying, yeah, that’s totally how it’ll happen, but actually we’re already seeing the opposite. Cars with “self driving” features like steering and breaking that kick in and take control from the driver if the driver is about to rear end someone or is in a dangerous situation because the truth is computers can think faster and have better reflexes than us and I think about this going into the future and how if the self-driving cars are able to share their data with each other and learn from the driving experiences of every car on the road soon we’ll have cars that are so massively experienced at driving and avoiding accidents and making microsecond decisions and partial degree turns of the wheels and being so damn precise that automobile accidents will be almost unheard of and that’s when we’ll develop the most wasteful hilarious extreme sport in history where a single human driver will go up against an arena of ultra smart self driving cars and just by driving around recklessly try to coral them into crashing into each other and I tell you I would watch that sport all day.

[thestudentprincesss]

#this didn’t end the way i expected

[tiktokarchive]

[mellow-yellow-nutella]

Now THIS is a secret gender reveal baby cake

[diana-1970-deactivated20181220]

[catherine-elizabeth]

PURE, QUALITY CONTENT

[dozmuffinxc]

My eyes just got HUGE.

[boxercrab]

source

[bogleech]

no territorialism between different kinds of moral eels, they know they’re all the same ridiculous thing

[journeymanfool]

me and the boys

[thenatsdorf]

Pawttery (via thegatheringinrogers)

[thatdisasterauthor]

He’s helping.

[smmamm]

friend: are you okay? me: *trying out coffins* why do you ask?

[mulletlove-deactivated20200811]

bored. might swollow a kinder egg like a snake just because

[ccliffjumperr]

This is what the FDA thought everyone would do if they allowed kinder eggs in America

[bruwho]

[catasters]

[ilastaroth]

who is this graceful medieval noblewoman

[yourunlikelyhero]

“Tell Cersei. I want her to know it was me.”

[lubricates]

she is prettier than me

[daily-showerthoughts]

- In 20 years, filmmakers will be making period pieces set in the early 2000s with over-exaggerated aspects of that era, such as frosted tips, striped polos, shark teeth necklaces and blasting Sum 41 all the time

[helpmedudes]

Are you implying that the 2000’s era wasn’t aggressively doing all of these things

[love-personal]

[wellthatsjustgreat]

The next time they tell you Americans are “happy” with their employer provided health insurance remember that that “happiness” is fueled by willful ignorance of what the alternatives are really like and fear of losing what little crappy health care they currently have.

[jadehiggins-deactivated20160328]

[shyracoon]

omg

[asian]

What kind of dog is this

[weather]

An updog

[gredta]