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And he wants to regulate your uterus.

Government officials sleeping during a hearing should be an automatic abandonment of duties and kick them out of their position. If I as a nurse fall asleep in the middle of my shift, it’s seen as patient abandonment and I could lose my job and my license. They deserve to be held to a higher standard than me.

illinicoise

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

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friedeggpoppy

[ID: a partially ripped, hand written poster which reads in all caps, "sex work is real work unlike being a landlord" End ID]

guerrillatech

aflo

posting this on twitter will get you put into witness protection

sealpup9

@ anyone buying Harry Potter merch and games in 2023

thegunlady

love the trope where an authoritative side character pointedly pretends not to help the hero they’re not supposed to be helping by saying shit like “well I can’t just let you wander around up to the THIRD FLOOR where you could just FIND THE THING YOU NEED in the FIRST ROOM ON THE LEFT. And under no circumstances should you USE THE KEY FROM UNDER THE MAT. I wish I could help you, but I CAN’T. Now excuse me, I need to take this phone call for the next 37 minutes EXACTLY.”

seraph5

My doctor did that for me once. I had to get an expensive brain scan and she was like ‘do you smoke?’ and I was like ‘no’ and she was like “well that’s a pity because the government will pay for this expensive brain scan if you had been a smoker so - do you smoke?” 🤣🤣🤣 I was like ‘yes’ and she’s like ‘oh wow then this scan will be free’

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ultrasquidsoda

the jesse route

2000ish

My Childhood

These two crack me up every time! I don't know what kind of training even goes into being a news anchor but I feel like the bulk of it is nailing the 'anchor voice' 😂😂😂