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Good morning. You've reached the desk of Q. Please make sure all your forms are filled to completion and kindly submit them to R's email account. No, we do not have paper forms anymore. Q Branch has gone paperless. No, I will not reconsider. No, I will not show you how to fill them out. Ask one of the interns. That's what they're there for. All requisitions turned in after-hours will be dealt with the following business day. Thank you. [Independent Q blog from the Bond novels/Skyfall. Mun and Muse are 18+.]

[quartermasterofqbranch]

" What are we doing here? " { aNY VERSE ANY LEVEL IN THEIR RELATIONSHIP ANYTHING YOUR HWART DESIRES }

He cut his eyes over to her, unsure of exactly where she'd come from, but oh yes, he knew her. The famous Miss Cleft, pianist on her home turf of Warsaw while he was playing in the streets and at every hotel that would have him, just to make a living. "Why don't you tell me? My knowledge of the city is less than someone who has been here their whole life." True, he couldn't identify where they'd been taken to, simply shoved in the back of a van and driven off with both of them. Goodness.

[quartermasterofqbranch]

@horriblyefficient convinced me to watch the Man from UNCLE yesterday. Now I have another Russian muse. I'm thinking I should just give up the ghost on German and switch to Cyrillic.

[alex-karpus]

Daniel Craig by Andy Gotts

[quartermasterofqbranch]

[Sw:tfa spoilers in the tags]

[mayillustration]

[damexrescuer-archived-deactivat]

mayillustration:

The Quartermaster (work in progress)

[quartermasterofqbranch]

Send me a sentence for my muse's reaction

"Are you even listening to me?"

"Are you even listening to yourself?"

"Are you sure they won’t find out?”

"Are you sure this is legal?”

"Are you sure you know what you’re doing?”

"Are you threatening me?"

"Be mine."

"Can you be anymore obvious?"

"Do I know you?"

"Do you love me?"

"Do you remember this?"

"Do you trust me?"

"Don’t go."

"Don’t let me die"

"Don’t look at me like that."

"Don’t make me beg.”

"Don’t you dare come near me!"

"Don’t you dare."

"Explain yourself."

"For you, I would _____"

"Give it back."

"Give me another chance."

"Have you ever even done this before?"

"How drunk are you right now?"

"I already regret this."

"I am not wearing that.”

"I can’t believe you missed that."

"I can’t do this anymore."

"I can’t even look at you."

"I could kill you!"

"I dare you." or "I dare you to _____."

"I didn’t do it.""

"I didn’t know you could do that."

"I don’t want to look at you right now.”

"I guess this is goodbye.”

"I hate you."

"I have to go."

"I just want to cuddle."

"I know your secret.”

"I love you, but I really wish I didn’t.”

"I love you."

"I miss you so very much."

"I missed you."

"I need a drink."

"I need a hug."

"I never really loved you."

"I owe you."

"I think I broke it."

"I think I’m falling in love with you. "

"I think I’m forgetting something."

"I think it’s broken.”

"I trust you."

"I want to be yours."

"I want to try this thing I read in a book.”

"I want you. Naked. In my bed. Now."

"I’ll be there in five minutes.”



”This is really inappropriate.”

"I’m all for spicing thing’s up, but isn’t this a bit much?”

"I’m bad for you.”

"I’m dying."

"I’m going to be sick."

"I’m not speaking to you anymore."

"I’m pregnant and it’s yours."

"I’ve never heard that one before."

"If you stay quiet, no one will know.”

"Is that my shirt?"

"It was me"

"It’s so beautiful.”

"It’s time to choose.”

"Just five more minutes."

"Just go."

"Just leave me alone."

"Just let me die."

"Just relax."

"Just what did we do last night?"

"Kiss me you idiot."

"Kiss me."

"Like you even care."

"Little too late, don't you think?"

"Make me."

"Marry me?"

"My Parents don’t know"

"My parents know.""

"Never again."

"Nh, don’t be so rough!"

"No, that can’t be my baby."

"No! You can’t die on me now!"

"Obviously there is something between us."

"Of all the things i've heard, that hurt the most."

"Put it away.”

"Put your trousers on!"

"Put. The. Weapon. Down."

"Quiet, I am trying to think."

"Relax, I have a plan."

"Really?"

"Shut up and listen."

"Take responsibility."

"That isn’t mine."

"That looked easier on TV."

"That sounds painful."

"That was a bad plan."

"That’s mine!”

"That’s the cheesiest pickup line I’ve ever heard."

"They’re coming.”

"This seems familiar."

"This stays between us."

"Truth hurts, don’t it?"

"Unbelievable. I can't believe you right now."

"Very good, you had me fooled."

"Want to hear a secret?"

"We need to talk."

"We’re moving too fast.”

"Well that was unexpected."

"What are we doing here?"

"What are you afraid of?"

"What are you touching?"

"What are you?"

"What do you need?"

"What happened to you?"

"What have I done this time?"

"What if someone catches us?”

"What sort of noise was that?”

"What the hell do you think you’re doing?"

"What were you thinking?"

"Where are my clothes?"

"Where did you find this?"

"Where do you even find this sort of thing?”

"Where were you?"

"Who’d have guessed you could pull such a face?”

"Why are you wearing that?"

"Why yes, I am as think as you drunk I am."

"You could have died!”

"You could have killed someone!"

"You coward."

"You don’t need to be so gentle.”

"You drive me crazy!"

"You have ten minutes, so make it quick.”

"You lied to me!"

"You mean everything to me."

"You owe me."

"You. Come. Snuggle. NOW!"

"You’re all out of ____."

"You’re an idiot.”

"You’re bad for me.”

"You’re dead to me."

"You’re pregnant and It’s mine"

"You’re really good at this…”

"You’re so weird.""

"You’re under arrest."

[quartermasterofqbranch]

Insomnia. Considering writing that Unit 4 test I have to give on Tuesday because I can't sleep. Mom&co. is leaving Honolulu in about an hour, red eye to LAX. Husband went to sleep over at bro-in-law's place since no grandparents are home. Kids are snuggled in their beds.

[imagineyourotp]

Imagine person A of your OTP retiring early because they’re completely and utterly exhausted after an all-nighter. They sleep for a considerable length of time. Person B comes home, hours later, to find Person A asleep. Not wanting to wake person A, they instead slip under the covers and cuddle close to person A. Person A, having anticipated this, embraces them closely and together they fall asleep as though they’d been sleeping together the whole time.

[quartermasterofqbranch]

@horriblyefficient ANOTHER!

[imagineyourotp]

Imagine person A of your OTP is busy on their laptop/computer at their desk and person B is feeling kind of horny. When person A waves person B off, telling them they’re busy, person B gets underneath the desk and starts caressing person A’s thighs and crotch (optionally: whispering how much they want it right now, if that’s in-character). Person A gets turned on as well and person B goes down on person A. Eventually person A gives in and pulls person B up from underneath the desk, resulting in a hot messy scene on top of the desk in the end.

[quartermasterofqbranch]

// *clears throat* Attention @horriblyefficient . Here's something we should do.

[quartermasterofqbranch]

Welcome back, Quartermaster, sir. Everything in our department has gone according to play and on schedule, despite interns Ms. Patrimonio and Mr. Lemma squabbling over the necessary evil that are drones.

Perfect, thank you. And do not worry , I'll discipline those two. Forever squabbling over the smallest things.

[heijian]

[imagineyourotp]

Imagine person A of your OTP realizing they have to win over person B’s pet.

[imagineyourotp]

Imagine your OTP are both teachers and are in the janitor’s closet during the school’s Halloween party.  Person A is holding B close to them and is about to kiss the latter to make them blush when a couple of their pupils whip open the door because the Halloween Hide ‘N Go Seek games began.

[quartermasterofqbranch]

OOC: Hello there. I am going to try this again. Particularly because Q says I must. :) I am an adult with a full-time job that consumes me long hours after I've left work for the day. I also have a husband and kids. But like for a starter? Or inbox. Either works for me.

[biromantica]

pairings where they “hate” each other but would be devastated if anything happened to one another aRE MY FUCKING WEAKNESS 

[quartermasterofqbranch]

[suayeon]

“In a former life, I used to exhaust myself navigating crude men who thought they were clever, so ask your questions or I’m leaving.” — Maggie Hart