well this is nuku

[vulpinesaint]

saying "question mark?" and "however comma," out loud are game changers. punctuation on the go. and it's always the funniest thing that anyone around you has ever heard

[spacenoirdetective]

James Gurney, "Dinosaur Boulevard"

There are so many insanely great details here it's mind boggling!

[artmagine]

The fantastic art of James Gurney

Books:

Dinotopia, A Land Apart from Time

Imaginative Realism: How to Paint What Doesn't Exist

Color and Light: A Guide for the Realist Painter

[animentality]

[dajo42]

using "what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament" to mean "yeah i made an embarrassing reference but you understood it which is also embarrassing" is very funny to me

[computationalcalculator]

my favorite part is that absolutely nobody says this except here. so if you use it in public, it's a dead giveaway that you spent the last ten years on tumblr. but then again, they recognized it, which means they were at the devil's sacrament

[idontgettechnology]

I tested this theory in the wild the other day at work. I was on a call with my department lead and a few other folks and I replied to an email the DL had sent me, thinking that, because he was on this call, he wouldn't notice when I sent it and would not catch me multitasking.

However, he replied to said email within five minutes, asking a question that required an answer. So I answered and was like "Also, I was going to apologize for answering emails during this call, but I see we're both here at the Devil's Sacrament, so I don't think an apology is necessary."

I watched him read that on screen and try not to laugh. And then at the end of the call as everyone started saying goodbye, he goes, "Hey, MJ, I meant to tell you. I like your shoelaces."

And I looked straight into my camera, stone cold serious, and said, "Thanks. I stole them from the president."

And the rest of the team was like, "What...the fuck...?" before he abruptly ended the call for everyone.

So now my DL and I know this about each other. He could be any one of us.

[libraryogre]

At a certain point, the appropriate response to "What were you doing at the devil's sacrament" becomes "stealing shoelaces from the president."

[sensiblereblogifposts]

Reblog if you were stealing shoelaces from the President

[aenslem]

1.04 "The Naked Time" STAR TREK: THE ORIGINAL SERIES (1966–1969) 4.03 "Human Best Friend" STAR TREK: STRANGE NEW WORLDS (2022–)

[miyudeesper]

what the hell is Jim doing in the new SNW episode man...

[bewbin]

LETS BRING BACK 1337 SPEAK 

[bewbin]

why do i even try 

[bunney]

I THoUGHT YOU MEANT THE YEAR

[esoanem]

my l0rd, t3h p34s4nt5 4r3 r3v01t1ng! W3 mu5t s411y f0rth 4g41n5t th3m 4thw1th!

[addamatic]

Happy ten years of being so old no one knows what 1337 is

[dragon-in-a-fez]

it is like talking to a fucking g3n13 with you people

[starberry-cupcake]

LISTEN

I love the surprise element of jim having always been there for real and that their relationship development wasn't an illusion and I think it prompts a cool ice breaking moment for them to serve together already as a super compatible unit in tos s1

BUT

my favorite thing is the implication that

1) james tiberius kirk has an extremely high tolerance to the recreational drugs of this planet, to the point that he acted 100% normal the whole time he was there and wasn't even a little bit blazed

2) jim's idea of cool vacation time was to play board games and listen to spock talking, which is totally tos canon since the rec room in his enterprise isn't a bar or a cafeteria but a place with board games and room for spock to play music

[philcollinsenjoyer]

about 90% of fanfiction takes place in a utopia where men are thoughtful and unsure of their place in the world

[mycatismyfriend]

@skulandcrossbones this might be the greatest tag on a reblog I’ve ever seen.

[maidthings]

secretary birds look pretty normal but for some reason people have collectively decided to photograph them like they're [takes a moment to find an acceptable way to say this] women

[maidthings]

<-normal bird photography | typically reserved for pin-up posters ->

[landleopard24]

[redstonedust]

idk i think you should make this character's heterosexuality relevant to the narrative. i mean why are they cis if it's not servicing the plot. you can't just throw story elements in for no reason if you're gonna make an able bodied character it should really serve a purpose. like why are they white are you just trying to fill a checklist? :/

[captainkitkat]

one of my favorite star trek phenomena is when you have a character trait that it is clear that the writers very genuinely and intentionally planned for the character to have but then the actor became possessed with the spirit of their character and gave them additional layers that aren't in the text and so the original, very insisted-upon trait, becomes an intriguing and often devastating front that the character tries and fails to perform at all times. see: spock, data, dr. bashir, etcetc

[shadowen]

This is an anti-despair checkpoint! You must share something you're looking forward to before scrolling on.

[adestroy]

True love

This comic was cowritten by the real Nurse Chapel AKA @psychoticpterodactyl16

[maecaart]

Kamen Rider Gavv

[skajador]

Every episode of Kamen Rider Decade

Tsukasa, wearing scrubs: oh. guess I'm a nurse in this world Tsukasa: *snaps a photo and it comes out with an avant garde filter* Natsumi: Muppets Treasure Island was a pretty good movie Daiki, crashing through the wall: DID SOMEBODY SAY TREASURE? Yusuke: I don't think she meant treasure like--

Daiki, already commandeering a truck load of Muppets DVDs:

Meanwhile Tsukasa has returned in one of his regular cunty tsukasa outfits because him being a nurse has nothing to do with the plot at all

Tsukasa, folding a beloved heisei 1 primary into a fucked up sword: IM JUST A PASSING THRU KAMEN RIDER Tsukasa: also i believe in the power of friendship for the purpose of this Singular One-liner. in the next scene i will go back to not believing in any of that crap Yusuke, 20 minutes into the episode: damn it sure would be helpful if someone else could transform into a kamen rider... too bad no one can.... narutaki, tripping over his own trench coat: THIS IS ALL DECADE'S FAULT