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I’m gay

I’m visiting the us in two days

And I am too anxious to try and visit my soul dog and bring her back to Europe.

#anxiety #soul dog #please help #how do I even approach this #I haven’t spoken to my ex in months #and he has custody of my soul mate #lilith.txt #advice #help

Hey Siri, kill me.

#hey siri #hey google #Alexa #meme #funny #iwd

“my they/them”

🩷

#lilith.txt #gay #dyke #lesbian #nonbinary #enby

Sometimes you rewatch a certain series you watched with your ex and are even more certain that they’re queer.

#hey Qween #look at huh #what straight man is genuinely excited to watch both of these?#none #rpdr #rip #lady red couture #Jonny McGovern

Sometimes you forget who you are until you listen to Amanda Palmer songs on repeat and sob.

#afp #amanda palmer #Amanda fucking Palmer #the Dresden dolls #Dresden dolls

WTF DO YOU MEAN I WASN’T CAST IN THE PRODUCTION OF COMPANY I DIDNT AUDITION FOR!?!?!?!?

#we discussed this years ago you slut #company #musical theatre #sondheim’s company #company the musical

bonanafone

its gonna be okay

#damn this got me #adventure time #fionna and cake #fern mertens

Pillow Talk

Them: what are you doing?

Me: reading the Wikipedia page for Mayonnaise.

#there was a logic to it I swear #pillow talk #wikipedia #mayonnaise #rabbit hole #lilith.txt #nederland #dutch #netherlands #the netherlands

The horrible problem with reigniting a 20 year old hyper fixation is that there is no where I can engage in discourse.

Because I NEED to talk to someone about the 1994 workshop version of Rent.

#renthead #rent the musical #rent #musical theatre #hyperfixation

cattythespy

RENT discourse passing by me again, so I feel the need to remind everyone

Benjamin Coffin III was cheating on his wife with a 19 year old heroin addict who had HIV. That teenaged heroin addict was his tenant, living in the building Benny bought with _Alison's money_. When Benny finds out that his former side chick has moved on and is now (starting to) date one of the friends he's currently extorting(!!), he abruptly evicts her right along with them. On Christmas Eve.

And then there's the entirety of Happy New Year B

Benny is a piece of shit.

queefy-5-layer-burrito

A giant FUCK YOU to people who say “maturing is identifying with Benny”.

Benny is a piece of shit. You have stupid takes and subpar media literacy.

#rent #rent the musical #renthead