So you wanna play with magic?

Hola, stalkers. I see you've found my little slice of the Interwebs. Give yourself a pat on the fucking back. I'm Santana Lopez and now that you know, go run and tell that, homeboy. I'm the HBIC of McKinley and I'm ten times hotter than any of you could ever dream. Teenage mom, yeah, but that's nothing to be ashamed of. My daughter is Avery Raine Hudson and I'm currently dating Finn Hudson.

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I want to leave Ohio for Spring Break

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I’m heading to LA but I’ve been in touch with a up and coming fashion designer since freshman year. I’m going to UCLA though to get a degree in business so no one will screw me over when I branch out on my own. I promised myself I would only come back to Lima for funerals but I guess I have to change that promise huh? You would be the hottest on the Eagles of course.

[queen-bitch-snixx]

Duh. I'd be the hottest cheerleader no matter what team I joined. Business, huh? That's cool.

[finnhud-sonn]

Counting down the days

[finnhud-sonn]

Maybe you can work your schedule that you only go like Tuesdays and Thursdays?

[queen-bitch-snixx]

It's gonna be an every day thing, unfortunately.

[queen-bitch-snixx]

I don't want you punch me on my face first cause I was on m.i.a, so, hi, I miss ya, bee!

Psh, I forgive you. I've been fifty shades of crazy-ass busy for the past few weeks.

[finnhud-sonn]

Counting down the days

Til we graduate and don’t have to leave Roo every morning.

[queen-bitch-snixx]

You and me both. Except when I go to school, I'm still stuck leaving her every morning.

[heartvera]

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I want to leave Ohio for Spring Break

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How many people in our school do you think are going to realize they don’t have a plan, freak the hell out, and go to a big city expecting to make it big? You are going to be so far away..don’t tell anyone this but I might actually miss you, Lopez. Aww so he doesn’t want you to be on the hottest team but he wants you to be the hottest cheerleader on the other teams therefore putting everyone’s attention on you?

[queen-bitch-snixx]

Everyone, honestly. It's only four hours away, 'Cedes. And it's not like my parents aren't gonna drag me by my toes home for the holidays. As long as you're there, too, we'll see each other. And yeah, he wants me to be on the Eagles so he can brag about me being the hottest one there. And let's be real...I totally am gonna be the hottest one on that squad. 

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I want to leave Ohio for Spring Break

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Look at you having a plan! I don’t know what college I want to go to so I applied to basically everywhere far away from Ohio. What team would you want to cheer for in the NFL?

[queen-bitch-snixx]

I'd ordinarily put it off until the last minute, then high-tail it to LA or New York or somewhere like that. I've got a baby now, so that ain't happening. College is now my safety net. As far as which teams to cheer for, Finn wants me to go for the Eagles. They're not as hot as the Dolphins or the Cowboys cheerleaders, but I could swing it.

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I want to leave Ohio for Spring Break

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Respect for that. What school are you looking at? 

[queen-bitch-snixx]

University of Louisville. Their cheerleading program is one of the best in the country. If I go the NFL route, this is the step I need to take.

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I want to leave Ohio for Spring Break

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Really? What’s in Kentucky for you?

[queen-bitch-snixx]

Scouting schools and buckling down on my future. I could go down to the beach and flaunt what my mama gave me, but first, I gotta take care of some shit.

[finnhud-sonn]

[finnhud-sonn]

Haha you think she’ll wake up if I try to move her? 

[queen-bitch-snixx]

Most likely.

[finnhud-sonn]

Avery is trying to take up the whole bed tonight #princess

[queen-bitch-snixx]

She's a bed hog, as usual.

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I want to leave Ohio for Spring Break

Somewhere warm and sunny ‘cause Ohio isn’t cutting it. But basically no where in the U.S is warm either….any ideas?

[queen-bitch-snixx]

I'm going to Kentucky for Spring Break.

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Im actually ready for school to start again...

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Hahaha, I can totally see you doing that! Whats the first thing you plan on doing when more roads are clear?

[queen-bitch-snixx]

Take my daughter out so she's not so cooped up in the house.

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Im actually ready for school to start again...

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Amen. I feel like there will be no spring break at this rate, Which will suck cause Im totally beach ready. Being trapped in this house is getting to me.

[queen-bitch-snixx]

I'm about to get some rock salt and go all Supernatural on these bitches.

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Im actually ready for school to start again...

All this snow is making Sam a crazy man….

[queen-bitch-snixx]

As soon as those ass clowns get their heads out of each other's asses, we can all get back to normal and this snow won't cut into Spring Break any longer than it already is.

[finnhud-sonn]

[finnhud-sonn]

You know I’ll always bring her to you and make sure you see her every chance possible. We’ll work out schedules

[queen-bitch-snixx]

I hope so. Then when college kicks up...ugh, that's gonna be a nightmare.

[finnhud-sonn]

[finnhud-sonn]

And I have my own garage and better schedule to be with her more

[queen-bitch-snixx]

That solves her issues with you, but not with me. If I get this internship with Roz, it's gonna take me away from her.