hi

i've been on this hellhole of a site for too long

[theprofessional-amateur]

Every day I get a little closer to saying fuck it and becoming an apprentice in some at risk heritage craft or profession.

[theprofessional-amateur]

"let's have AI-"

I'm gonna go learn the art of hand engraving or thatched roofing. Maybe hand make clogs.

[yellow-cat]

ok. enough of all that. now lets go to bed everyone. follow me

[blackpyrefly]

it's hard being a polyamorous action hero because whenever i have flashbacks to all my dead wives it takes like 20 minutes to get through all of it

[3liza]

it kind of sounds like youre just feeding local women to the deadwife montage

[64mpg]

the self is one of the most classic guys to sabotage

[tlirsgender]

Being an evil doppelganger has to be so fucked up like imagine meeting a better version of yourself. Some chain of events going differently that led to "you" being a better person in a way you can never achieve. Personally I'd have no other option but to try and kill them

[tlirsgender]

It's always "oh no my evil clone or twin or whatever is trying to kill me" and never How is my evil clone? Says a lot about society

[tlirsgender]

Me, crashing the fuck out: you think you're better than me? You think you're fucking better than me???

My good clone, dodging a glass: I mean like objectively yeah

[tired-fandom-ndn]

I am whatever the opposite of a speed runner is. I am a game meanderer. I have to look at literally everything. I am overly cautious in every way. I forget to pause and wander away from the game. I take a minimum 7 hours to get through any given level. If you give me a timer I will cry.

[json-derulo]

[asexualbrigadier]

big shout out to tumblr for being the first major site in like two years to implement an ill-advised "feature" nobody wants, likes or respects that doesn't involve AI

[doodleoo]

what you learn from hobbies:

consistent practice opens up whole worlds of skill that you couldn't imagine

making mistakes in the process of learning is not only natural, it is also essential

activities that you enjoy can give you more energy back than you spent on them

wow everything is so expensive

[doodleoo]

my hands hurt

[apolladay]

Sexiest math operation?

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Voting ended onMar 2

[rogueinkglitch]

[cr0wqui11]

Friends with benefits. And those benefits? Long insightful conversations about The Characters™️

[cryoverkiltmilk]

My gift to you is becoming an unskippable cut-scene.

[msgk-mhsj]

do you wanna stray from the path of the light together? no sorry i agree that was weird to ask i was just joking don't worry

[moveslikekeithrichards]

saw a spider in the bathroom big enough to cast a shadow and the sentence that came out of me was "WHATS SO FUCKING THAT???"

[should-be-sleeping]

You are 60% water and every lake, river, pond, swamp, creek, and ocean you encounter wants to reclaim it desperately. Be careful out there.

[should-be-sleeping]

[skullvis]

Me, trying to find ways to connect my favorite song’s lyrics to whatever characters I’m currently obsessed with:

[becherdireinen]

i love when someone says "that's so you". it's nice knowing i have a little vibe of my own.

[beesmygod]

i would personally choose different packaging and name

[switchywitchie-deactivated20251]

“Match my freak” yeah but are you gonna match my hopeless romantic?