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sea--burn

how it feels to stop tossing and turning and get up to piss

chilewithcarnage

dykeferatu

now i don’t know enough about omegaverse to say anything definitively but from what i have seen it certainly looks like it emulates insects much more than wolves.

dykeferatu

like if you’re looking for an animal with strictly defined castes and extensive use of pheromones you are looking for ants i think

mewymarsher

The yellow dog of transmasc positivity!

wizardarchetypes

i think avoidance is such a little-recognized ocd compulsion. all the time i talk to people with ocd who are like "i was always having intrusive thoughts about using kitchen knives and harming myself or others but i'm okay now because i just stopped using knives ever 👍 so i'm good now"

and i'm like unfortunately i have bad news.

wizardarchetypes

if you don't know why this doesn't work, the issue is that ocd never stops when you implement a compulsion. it evolves. today you've "solved" it by never using a knife again (and losing access to an important cooking tool, thus limiting an aspect of your life) but in a few months or a year it'll be that forks are dangerous too. and hey, isn't it risky to use the stove? avoidance will even begin to manifest in places you might not recognize.

the point is that OCD compulsions are never solutions, they're actually the problems. the intrusive thoughts SEEM like the problem and the compulsions FEEL like the solution. and that's how it getsya.

microsff

The parking attendant paused by the double-length bay. Intended for mobile homes and cars with trailers, it was currently occupied by a sleeping dragon.

No parts of it extended beyond the lines, and the paper ticket was clearly displayed, impaled on a horn.

The parking attendant moved on.

lionessfeather

I was going to just queue it for later but then it stuck in my brain, and I decided to make it everyone's problem

aidendh

@akirameta84

zoinyoi

teachers

banchie

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges

gallusrostromegalus

seconding these tags by @ragsy: #if the social consciousness has decided that duckduckgo is the Only Othet Search Engine#might i suggest 'go duck yourself'

supreme-leader-stoat

I have a very rough idea in my head that I don't think I can clearly articulate beyond "And that concludes tonight's reports on German air forc—WHAT'S THIS? IT'S KING ARTHUR WITH A STEEL CHAIR"

the-writers-wrench

IDK what this is about, but I want to know more.

supreme-leader-stoat

This isn't exactly the same idea but it could be but there is more rattling around in here so:

The Blitz here manages to qualify as Britain's Darkest Hour, thus triggering the return of Arthur from the Realm Avalon.

He does not speak a lick of modern English. He speaks an unholy mishmash of Brittonic and Late Classical Latin.

(Honestly I can see the latter becoming a plot point if they manage to get their hands on a Roman Catholic priest to act as a translator. It wouldn't be a perfect arrangement, but probably better than anything else.)

Truthfully he probably gets mistaken for a madman.

Somehow manages to steal a Spitfire out from under the RAF's nose, proceeds to use it to bring down like half an enemy squadron on his own, then lands in a field in the middle of nowhere.

Police and RAF converge on his location on account of the whole "stealing a plane" thing. They eventually overwhelm him with sheer numbers, but he manages to knock out an impressive number of them in the process. I mean, come on. It's Arthur.

leseigneurdufeu

"a catholic priest" i mean yeah sure why not but JRRTOLKIEN himself was alive and a teacher at the time so go big or go home.

supreme-leader-stoat

You know what sure why not let's just make literal real-life JRRT himself a character in this Arthurian return story, he deserves it.

chainsawsdreamer

@seajr DUDE

manuciruja

its cause, even when bigotry is depicted in media as something very bad and wrong, it's still depicted in an almost fairy tale way. we got the bad guys who are bigots and the good guys who are not and at the end of the day the bigots either get punished or become Good People and everyone lives happily ever after! reminds me of that one quote about how "everyone thought they were dumbo". everyone thinks they're the good guys, that they aren't capable of bigotry or perpetuating harmful ideologies, so when they do and people call them out they get defensive

i try to explain to people that misogyny is something cultural that is consistently reinforced and taught to us, even if it's not explicitly, and they just can't understand because 1) they've been taught that it's wrong, yes, but in this disney channel way where the misogynists are caricatures completely disconnected from real people and 2) it would mean accepting that they themselves may hold internalized sexist ideas, even if they don't want to, and a lot of people take that as a personal attack

cobaltspartan

fascinated by jeff the killer tbh. everyone in that creepypasta has generic white usamerican names (jeff, keith, barbara, billy, etc.) except for jeff the killer's doe eyed little brother liu. why is he liu. is liu chinese? it's okay if he's chinese. is jeff also chinese? has jeff the killer been chinese this whole time? am I a bad person?

mrhealyourgirl

happy pride to losers who get no bitches and stack no paper

a-tiny-owl

Thank you

tuherrus

you don't even have a dog

vruba

“I don’t like this expression “First World problems.” It is false and it is condescending. Yes, Nigerians struggle with floods or infant mortality. But these same Nigerians also deal with mundane and seemingly luxurious hassles. Connectivity issues on your BlackBerry, cost of car repair, how to sync your iPad, what brand of noodles to buy: Third World problems. All the silly stuff of life doesn’t disappear just because you’re black and live in a poorer country. People in the richer nations need a more robust sense of the lives being lived in the darker nations. Here’s a First World problem: the inability to see that others are as fully complex and as keen on technology and pleasure as you are.”

— Teju Cole (via feminizt)