Lemons, Limes, and my Love

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[aziraphales-flaming-cock]

I join the Discord server

I mute the Discord server

I'm never seen again in the Discord server

[necrofuturism]

using up a buncha my wool scraps to felt a sacabambaspis 4 myself cuz who can resist this faaaaaaaaaaceeeee

[necrofuturism]

sacabambaspis be upon ye

[butwhatisit]

🐠🐠🐠

fish fish fish

It was at a point now where Eddie had a dry erase marker taped to his refrigerator, and he kept a tally of who won the most arguments. Robin won most often, but from what he could tell, Steve got his way at least half the time regardless. Steve won the initial argument about getting "one of those sad fish for the bathroom" (he said no), but Robin's squeal when she found a new fishbowl in the bathroom woke Eddie from his post-work nap. Robin won the debate over going to the roller rink for some kind of Russian anniversary (she said they didn't need more injuries), but they both skated all over the apartment for the next week. (She was right about the likelihood of injuries, though. After the rink trip Steve walked with an audible limp - when Robin wasn't around.)

[butwhatisit]

🐺 🐺 🐺

:D Thank you for asking! I love this one. For context, Steve and Eddie are currently stuck in wolf form. They can speak telepathically to each other (the italics).

"Hey," Dustin said. "Does Jonathan know about the whole wolf thing?" "Um." Nancy shot a glance at Robin, who shrugged. Robin turned to look at Steve. Steve tried his best to also shrug. He had never told Jonathan himself, and when all the revelations happened for the Party the Byers were already in California. It was possible that Mike had said something to Will or El, but… Steve shook his head. "I'm getting a 'probably not, but who knows' from Steve," Robin said. Thank goodness for the Russian Torture Mind Meld, Steve said fondly. The what? Eddie yelped. I'll tell you later, Steve said.

[mushbeast]

My Child

[1five1two]

[ghostengarden]

Ugh

[campsis]

Eden Kalif, Good Cats

[catchymemes]

[lokaror]

In my new gacha game, you can now pull for scantily clad anime women who represent famous airplane crashes.

[sunderwight]

"That pairing would never be canon" and what of it? I'm only supposed to ship what the church tells me to or something?

[my-dailydreams]

[hotvampireadjacent]

https://twitter.com/birdtickler/status/1552657242909904897?s=21&t=q4JEDIALmV-cAjcoEOypdw

[littlemisspipebomb]

ok so I looked it up, and it turns out they made a track out of PVC pipes, down a hill. The owner didn't realise PVC expanded in the heat, so on a turn the track just fell apart and the dude inside went over a fucking free way and into a swamp.

[aspiringwarriorlibrarian]

The funniest part is that the inspector was watching the whole time, and once the ball stopped he left without saying anything. Park management just shut it down then and there.

[baronfulmen]

"The ball cleared a small hill, briefly going airborne, then zipped right across Route 94, the two-lane road splitting the park. Cars honked and slammed on their brakes. If there had been opposing traffic, Frank would have become part of a real-life game of Pong, volleying from one bumper to another.

Still in pursuit, we followed the ball toward a small lake in Motor World that had been earmarked for a fleet of tiny bumper boats for children. The area wasn’t open yet, but the empty boats were being tested and floated on the surface. The ball soared over the grass and smashed into several of them, scattering the others with rippling waves from the impact, which launched some of the boats several feet in the air.

Charlie and Ken waded into the water looking for the hatch. After some difficulty, they got it open. Charlie pulled Frank out by grabbing him under his armpits like a baby. Frank crawled up the bank, coughing and sputtering. He splayed across the grass as we all stared at the ball, which bobbed in the water like it was attached to a fishing lure.

We did not ask for the inspector’s report, nor did we ever hear of one being filed. Ken Bailey returned to Canada. The snow-makers cleared away the PVC. Told to dispose of the Bailey Ball, they rolled it into the woods, where it remained for many years."

I don't know that this beats the teeth story, but it's pretty great.

[only-cat-memes]

[benzohoarder]

[figural]

#google translate does not capture the tone switch so i have to say. first two sentences are like. normal maybe kind of feminine posting tone #& the last is like. shounen manga protagonist. action movie hero. jojo's bizarre adventure character. #the tone you would use if you were holding a gun with the safety off (– @chadlesbianjasontodd)

[minothtime]

Basically, a translation could be:

I just think it's so interesting that people end up falling in love with their friends' boyfriends! I absolutely despise every single one of them. give me my fucking homie back you goddamn bastard

[liminalweirdo]

translation tags by @minothtime because they are so so good

[dikdikpronouncedxylophone]

[oneheadtoanother]

[sadhoc]

first year in fandom: omg i love these characters.... and the story's so well written.... so much cool fanart and fic, i think i'm going to write some of my own

eleventh year in fandom: au where the character is a little jingle bell for sale on ebay for 8.99