queenandy

andrea 30s she/her you must. fix your heart.

[huariqueje]

Pastel Whispers - Line Holtegaard

Danish , b, 1980 -

Oil and acrylic on canvas , 120 x 100 cm.

[lioncunt]

best character of all time

[theendreprise]

♡

[cyphir-spacerobot]

Victor Frankenstein after achieving the impossible and building a fucking person from scraps of the dead: Oh god, ew, ew it's ugly! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew! Ew! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew!

[koiagain]

[alphacrone]

as a child i assumed that martha’s vineyard was a fancy private vineyard owned by martha stewart and the reason rich people vacationed there was because they were friends with martha

[iamwizzzzz]

[the-grollican]

ishmael using a pseudonym is so funny. like what are you in witness protection? from the whale?

[queenandy]

let's play is that actually your opinion or are you repeating the talking point of someone who has an aura of intelligence about them

[comicalwenger]

england when it's time to play a meaningless game for consolation points:

[rpfisfine]

[3000s]

sometimes older people get annoyed when i say "no problem" instead of "you're welcome" but the truth is it's literally not a problem

[3000s]

and sometimes you're not welcome

[an-atlas-or-other]

Soccer players are the horses of sports. They run around in fields for hours on end. They stub their toe and they die. They fall and they die. They run into each other and

[ominous-signs]

Sign I saw near a beach in California a few years ago.

[anjomecanico]

At the moment you make a critique of patriarchy suddenly all men are black brown disabled mentally ill poor immigrant queer refugee polyamorous diabetic toothless from a developing country and all women are white rich warlord 1stworlders

[queenandy]

I would kill for some advil right now

[queenandy]

this is hugely unrelatable on tumblr.com but pregnancy is a joke because you're supposed to selflessly make the healthiest choices possible at all times and also no, most medical treatment for things unrelated to the baby are not an option right now, suck it up!!!

[queenandy]

I would kill for some advil right now

[suigintou]

deliriously ripping open the sexy fishnet tights of a beautiful woman named bag of mandarins