Cerulaen

Doing everything possible to maintain my status as "writer". Everything else can basically be summed up with "cats". ENFP. 7w6. Slytherin. ADHD and stuff. Jesus is cool.

[catasters]

[patrochilles-or-bust]

We've found them. The Sole Orange Wielder of the Brain Cell.

[earhartsease]

Brain Cells Georg

[amemait]

Yes. YES!

The Tiger is Out!

[c0y]

a coyote tugs at the strap of a trail camera [source]

[bunjywunjy]

Coyote fact ? Coyote facts ? A crumb ? Plwease ? Coyote ?

coyotes are naturally social animals, but their pack structure is a LOT looser than wolf packs are and so it's not at all unusual to see a coyote living and hunting alone!

but what IS unusual is that these lone coyotes will sometimes partner up with other animals for hunts who are... definitely not coyotes.

not even canines, in fact!

yeah that's right, sometimes a coyote will straight up find a fucking american badger and decide, HEYYO, it's the Burt to my Ernie! the Frog to my Toad! the Jelly to my crunchy-style Peanut Butter! let's go kill something together, new best friend.

and then they do.

the way it works is that the odd couple will find a group of burrowing prey animals, like ground squirrels or prairie dogs, and start digging them out of their holes.

the prey is confounded- if they break out of their holes and flee, the coyote will use its superior speed to run them down, but if they stay put, the badger is just going to pry them up out of the damp earth and eat them anyway!

WHAT'S A POOR GROUND SQUIRREL TO DO.

nothing. they just get eaten. badger/coyote duos are FAR more effective hunters than either animal could hope to be on its own.

[everythingfox]

Fear me

(via)

[moniquill]

I’d like to point out that this kitten is trying to entice the dog into wrestling. As it would with other kittens/cats. That feinting and then leaping back sideways? That’s an invitation to tackle. Other kittens would understand this body language.

This dog does not understand which is probably for the best, because this kitten clearly does not understand the concept of ‘weight class’

[catasters]

[mostlycatsmostly]

They’re doing their best with half a brain cell.

[charlesoberonn]

The gray kitten isn't dumb. They're learning. They made a mistake and stopped.

The orange kitten tho... they are not beating the stereotype.

[catgirl-bartender]

smokey Jone: whoopsiesies! steppted my lil paw inna the foude. dis noan goode, bettor whipes it off ovar hier.

Vermillion Carmichael: gotta eat this fucking metal

[plaguedocboi]

He means a little squeeze bottle with brine shrimp inside but… bottle feeding the loblings…

[ittybittyisopod]

I'm sorry this was too good of a mental image I had to draw it

[ittybittyisopod]

The jellies can have some too when I figure out how in the world you bottle feed them

[sealsdaily]

Today's Seal Is: Making Contact With An Unknown Beast

[mugwomps]

I have never seen "wtf" so clearly expressed on an animals face

[aliciabenissa]

He looks so fucking upset I can't breathe

[stoneronthemoon]

[chyana]

more... pokemon horses... i'm obsessed (sorry)

[sortalikethemountain]

so we watched Evangelion together in one sitting over Discord but I edited part of it without telling anyone

[blignick]

[squeeegs]

vehicularly victimized by mama

[generalarin]

WASTED

Instead of doing the other cyclizar thing I was gonna do I had the idea for a much shorter one, so enjoy the single second of Cyclizar eating shit lol (This was just to set up the draft file but the sequence kept making me laugh)

It's gonna be a pretty simple Cyclizar zooming back and forth while Slowpoke is just rambling along until Cyclizar accidentally runs into it

<Scribbled Storyboard and Bonus doodle below the cut>

[hcnnibal]

just got back into gardening so i’ve forgotten. are basil leaves supposed to be this big

[hcnnibal]

am i the problem

[mousegirlheart]

op are you a hobbit

[it-kills-i]

[mulligans-tavern]

"60-70,000 geese" is the new "i found 100,000 dollars"

[everythingfox]

That was the low battery notification

[trilliannnn]

Ne :D

[wackom]

The Beast that Bothers

[grunesdragon]

beafts for your delight

(and for your walls if you'd like!)