kawaii in the streets, senpai in the sheets

18+ | Funniest Angel in the Garrison | Submissive Southern Belle with a Serious Love For Shotguns and Fandom Ships | Part of the Squirtle Squad

[maureen2musings]

Quiet moments

folk.and.seasons

[bratcasket]

i need 2 be the funniest slut in ur phone

[kittynoct]

i saw kakashi in accounting class

[kittynoct]

i legit overheard this when i was in class

kakashi: (muffled voice) how do i save my file teacher: what? i cant hear you kakashi: (takes off mask) how do i save my file

[salenathesource]

Who is kakashi

[kittynoct]

kakashi from accounting class

[hirrus-clutumnus]

[stickandthorn]

Shoutout to Ashley Johnson for going “for the first character I’m gonna play as a full time cast member, I’m gonna be the most chaotic, inconceivable, feral bitch imaginable and also be hot as hell with huge tits” like she’s such a legend. Cut out the shy bullshit and go straight to offering to let other people suck on your hair.  

[detectivehole]

everyone here hates when their posts blow up yet no one fucking hesitates to reblog already popular posts. no one shows that kindness and it's wonderful. a mutual understanding that op dug their own grave by being a top notch clown and that's their problem, not yours

[detectivehole]

"god my note are flooded because of that stupid shitpost. it's so annoying" be less funny then, idiot

[detectivehole]

then delete the post coward

[detectivehole]

everyone in the tags keeps threatening me

[jewfrogs]

i see a man wearing nail polish and i have to avert my eyes lest my gaze become lustful

Yall think the gods take classics classes for fun

Professor: whys your drawing look like that lol artemis would be paler

Apollo, twin sister to Artemis, has seen her at least once a week for 4,000 years:

professor: ares is the god of war and is evil.

ares:

[your-villainous-neighbour]

Professor: Hades is the god of the underworld and is therefore evil and cold and heartless

Persephone, who has seen her husband cry secret tears of Manly Anguish every time she has to go live with her mother for six months:

[ultrawebcomics]

Professor: Not even the crack of dawn was safe from Zeus. Zeus:

[naiive-and-starry-eyed]

Professor: *says literally anything about Dionysius*

Dionysus:

[stargazing-at-the-moon-deactiva]

This is great but are we not gonna talk about how OP doesn’t have a url?!?!?

I mean, ????????????

[peridot-the-kitten]

[glumshoe]

Sometimes I look up at the distance between building rooftops and worriedly think, “Uh oh, I don’t think I’d be able to leap that gap if I were in an action movie chase scene...”

[filmnoirsbian]

Reblogging things on here like im 15 and tenderly cutting pictures out of magazines and taping them to my bedroom walls alongside movie ticket stubs and notes passed in class and photos and paint sample cards from lowe's

[heateron]

check out bisexuality if you get the chance. sound of the summer

[turnaboutstevie]

weatherboy (derogatory)

[duskbcys-deactivated20221016]

op what does this mean

[turnaboutstevie]

wouldn't you like to know weatherboy

[anxietyproblem]

[1thelordd]

Like everything in my life.

Wuu

[rneadowsoprano-deactivated20211]

No but moralizing about how you don’t deserve the vaccine yet is greatly reducing vaccination numbers it’s not your job to worry about if you’re “stealing” a vaccine from someone else there is a National supply and when it’s your turn it’s your turn. Refusing to get vaccinated is not going to magically vaccinate a bed bound rural person. It’s just going to get vaccine doses thrown in the garbage. God.

[normal-with-adhd-is-a-joke]

Every vaccine dose ups our herd immunity.  Every vaccine dose potentially frees up treatment for other people who might need it.  Get the vaccine!  There’s no “selfish” reason to protect yourself and everyone else from a deadly virus.

[anxietyproblem]

[pallidprincess]

good uquiz