[queendumaurier-blog]

private messaging friends: lmaO so anryrywya im fuckgng crygn

private messaging someone for the first time: Hello, nice to finally talk to you! It's wonderful that we have the chance to communicate through this messaging service - anyway, enough of me blathering on like a fool, how are you?

[kitsunetook]

How to jaywalk, German style

You don’t

[cheersengi]

Lmao

(Leave me alone omg)

[queendumaurier-blog]

I love seeing you on my dash. I love it when you like/reblog/reply to my posts. I find you the most similar and like-minded among all my tumblr friends even though we're not really friends. You wanted reasons to live (by anon), here they are. They're not great, but they are reasons.

that makes me happy <3

[imperfectkreis]

This blog is pro salt and vinegar chips.

[miucciuh]

the ladies restroom at the met gala was like some wild magazine editorial and ili

[newmiu]

these shots are actually better than most in editorials today tho….

[oblivionkeeper23]

What diversity actually is:

How Hollywood sees diversity:

[nightmareooze]

I can’t believe people can get the point across with crackers.

[seraphimic]

anonymously send me

a reason to live

[ihateromanpolanski-blog]

how am i supposed to have a lit summer with $4.65

[queendumaurier-blog]

I really need season 2 of Brooklyn 99

[queendumaurier-blog]

Stop unnecessary romance in movies 2k16

[straightboyfriend]

if we're mutuals please don't hesitate to

• kill me with a big rock • throw me in the ocean • fling me into the sun

[theoutlawsamurai]

Omg 😂😂😂😂 I don’t know who made this But thank you

[avatarstateyipyip]

friends: what do you want to do? my brain: die me @ my brain: we can’t say that. these people don’t understand casual existential despair

[queendumaurier-blog]

Jetzt auch kein Sanft und Sorgfältig mehr. Wie sollen meine Tage so noch einen Sinn haben??

[mydogsnokes-deactivated20150723]

me: *doesn’t hear what you’re saying* yeah

[sayitlikeboehmi]

Weine like Böhmi.