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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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Mike Driver
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we're not kids anymore.
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occasionally subtle
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@queenegirl
What is up with Cartoon Network’s fascination with The Golden Girls recentally? This is getting kinda weird.
have you watched The Golden Girls??
Those girls were amazing, I loved watching it with my mom and grandma! Why not show it to younger audiences so they know the awesomeness
Actually I think they’ll be ok 🙃
Not everywhere is handling this as shittily as the US, ya dingus
Wish there was a way to make it easier in the US. everyone seems to not care about it where I am in the U.S. (Minnesota) an want everything open despite it spreading fast. I mean things can open but people need to be smart about this
“A newborn pony prancing in the sun”
(via)
This post honestly keeps getting better
Ladies and Gentlemen, you might want to take off your trousers and slip into a bathrobe because things are about to get pretty steamy in here.
I’m beyond excited to officially unveil for you the beautiful cover of my upcoming book, “Strangers Assume My Girlfriend Is My Nurse!”
I’m sure many of you temporarily lost consciousness when your eyes fell upon the sheer sexiness of my girlfriend, Hannah, and I posing in such a sultry position, so I’ll give you a minute to regain your strength before I continue. I hope you’ll wipe up your drool and keep reading because I have a few very important things to say about this book.
My name is Shane Burcaw, and I was born with a lovely muscle-wasting disease called Spinal Muscular Atrophy. I’m working really hard to use my time on this earth to create a positive, lasting impact. Specifically, my goal is to change the way society looks at disability. This book is the next step in that journey.
One of the biggest stigmas about people with disabilities is that we are incapable and unworthy of romantic relationships. To give you an example, I run a YouTube channel with Hannah, and every time we post a new episode, people inevitably comment with theories as to why on earth we are dating. Here are just a few of my favorites:
“Don’t get me wrong - he seems like a good dude - but I ain’t buying it. She’s either his nurse or good friend and this is an act, or she’s got a couple screws loose.”
“Ask yourself, would you date him? NO, YOU WOULDN’T. What is the catch here?”
“This [relationship] is abnormal and frankly disgusting.”
Aren’t these fun? Jokes aside, this is but a small indication of the vast and innumerable ways that people with disabilities are discriminated against on a daily basis. I am determined to change that situation.
My strategy is humor. In “Strangers Assume My Girlfriend Is My Nurse” I use funny stories from my life to show readers that using a wheelchair is not some horrid, depressing existence. I’m a person, and my disability should not invoke pity or aversion, but rather, respect and love and kindness, just like we all deserve.
If you personally support that idea, please please please consider sharing this post. My ability to make a difference in this world is solely hinged upon spreading my story to as many people as possible, and YOU hold that power for me!
In celebration of my new book, and to raise funds for my nonprofit organization (which teaches children across the country about disability awareness and pride), I am hosting a HUGE online event scheduled for 8pm EST on November 27th. Entertainment will include a reading from “Strangers Assume”, an open Q&A where you can ask me anything you’d like, never-before-heard stories, and other special surprises! Your ticket purchase will help us provide adaptive technology to individuals living with muscular dystrophy in December 2018.
Thanks so much for reading and taking the time to share this exciting news. Below are all the important links you need regarding my new book and the live event on Nov 27th.
Pre-order “Strangers Assume” - https://www.amazon.com/Strangers-Assume-My-Girlfriend-Nurse/dp/1626727708
Pre-order autographed copy of “Strangers Assume” - https://www.laughingatmynightmare.com/shop
Nov 27th Exclusive Event Tickets - https://www.laughingatmynightmare.com/events
Matt Carr (genius photographer who shot the cover) Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/themattcarr/?hl=en
We here at Tumblr have been following Shane’s story since 2011 (!), and we couldn’t be more excited about his newest book. Congratulations, Shane!
BOY IF THIS AINT ME
-Chromie
(Well shit… Undertale…)
fucking Fall Out 4
UNTIL DAWN I’M SO FUCKED
Off….fuck my life
Do I get any of the fallout 4 companions? Because then I might be slightly less screwed.
Was almost Metro 2033, haha that would have made Fallout look like Animal Crossing
Gta 5. I’m going to get myself fucking murdered.
bioshock infinite
InFamous Second Son. Almost was Until Dawn. Dang.
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Mortal Kombat X
neko… atsume……….
if that doesnt count: flightrising, and if not that then hawken
Noir.
OUTLAST: WHISTLEBLOWER WELL I GOT MY WISH I GUESS? I GET TO FUCK THE GROOM??? BEFORE BEING MUTILATED?
Mass effect andromeda
Nick Romance witht he wanderer as ©Bethesta should have done it.
Now, WAS THIS SOOOO HARD?
Expect pillow talk to be added onto this later.
While I’m worth my room on this earth, I will be with you.
Can’t risk it
me: *owns 264 unread books*
me: *buys 17 new books*
me: *rereads harry potter*
I just published "~About~" of my story "random reader x various". Get the app now: https://www.wattpad.com/download
I just published "intro" of my story "The Avengers new member". Get the app now: https://www.wattpad.com/download
“I used to be dead y’know.”
“Ok, but this was beyond dead, this was extinguished, no soul or body, nothing.” She grinds her teeth.
“So? Still possible.”
She sighs, “fine, got any ideas? Dragons are hard to kill, their scales are as thick as steel, I only know of 5 rare swords that can pierce them, but none are in my possession, ” she says walking towards the hotel area, where they can work on their plan.
“How big is ‘e?”
She smirks darkly, “slightly smaller then full grown dragons, but big enough to eat a pony whole, or step on us.” She continues to walk towards an old hotel.
“I’m big enough to eat a pony whole. And you mean step on you, not me.”
Rolls eyes at his remark, and enters the lobby, “he could eat you or step on you in your pony form, also this is a very exclusive hotel, so keep your big mouth shut.”
“I could always just eat you.”
Chuckles as she walks towards the desk where a colt clean a old pistol, “I would shoot you with a magic blast, or just freeze your mouth shut.”
“Why so hostile, child?”
She smirks, “oh I’m just telling you how it would end up with me winning, in a one on one battle between us.” She turns to the colt at the desk, “Hey, I heard there was a ‘spicial’ job in town again. Got a room with 2 beds?” She asks. The colt smiles placing his gun down below the desk, nods and turns to try and open a safe.
“Look, I know I’m sexy and all, but you’re not my type. Buuut…. I suppose I’ll play the big fluffy kitty for a bit.”
She raises her eye brows, "oh no, I'm getting a room so we can do a little research, and so I can sharpen or fix up my weapons before hand. Besides your not really my type either." The colt hands her some keys to a room.
I just published "intro" of my story "The Colonial girl and her Alien Archangel.". Get the app now: https://www.wattpad.com/download
This is really neat, if your a fan of mass effect, come listen to this fanfiction.
