the slash fan

misandrist fujoshi

[matilda-aseo-deactivated2025043]

ever since İ was a little girl İ've wanted to be a sodomite

[ardentpoop]

cas to mary: i know what it's like to find the earth very strange at first

sam to mary: i know what it's like to come back and not feel like you really fit

dean to mary: so you're telling me you don't cook ,

[suncaptor]

choose your favourite Sam sexual degradation by Lucifer line:

You’re my bunkmate, buddy. You’re my little bitch, in every sense of the term.

The rapier wit, the wittier rape. Come on. I'll be good.

You let me in. You wanted me, partner.

Bold. Decisive. Solid B on the tongue action

maybe it's because you're like the girl who kept turning me down at the prom

been real fun .. a great time with you, but I think we should see other people

Come on, Sam. You sound like a virgin in Jesus camp. "We can't. God is watching"

jump my bones / literally

I don't like you. I never liked you. You're... you're sorta prissy

Hi, Sam. Long time, no spooning.

One who is strong enough to hold me, handy, and available now. Catch my drift?

Hey, roomie... Upper bunk? Lower bunk? Or you wanna share?

Remaining time: 2 days 13 hours

some are hallucifer because to Sam same functional thing happening

favourite lucifer quotes

will make one more of Lucifer degrading Sam (usually his intellect)

[machineheart66]

ur Straight friends will look at U like you murdered their entire family If u dare to suggest that they break up with their racist Jobless porn addict boyfriend

[i-said-im-a-fucking-star]

puts my uncomfortably wet hand on your shoulder. see here, gay boy- can i call you gay boy?

[theblackparadeisdead]

We all got that one mutual who cares too much about a bunch real life British men who starved to death in the arctic circa 1847

[spnyuri]

spn is so funny it’s like imagine if you had a rly crazy ex boyfriend who was obsessed w u and wanted u back mostly so he could hurt u bc he hates u for leaving. and then imagine that that guy is the devil in real life. and THEN imagine that everyone is mad at you all the time.

[queenfansam]

thinking of never having to go to a camping festival again is bringing tears to my eyes..what a beautiful thought.

now how do i tell my brother that if he doesn't find someone else to go to Wacken with him I will either kill him or myself..

[petruchio]

im literally always saying this

[midnightcowboy1969]

when you're at war but your ass is too fat

[fishpondfish]

it is impossible to watch a movie. every night i think i want to watch a movie. no movie gets watched. because it's not possible

[mousidy]

and yet they keep making movies with the hopes that one day humanity will discover a way to watch them. it's so inspiring

[queenfansam]

saw my first favorite band I've ever had for the first time live and they kinda sucked ass. extremely depressing.

[raikkonens]

btw if two guys are both wearing backwards hats it means they were just making out

[hymnism]

[pissvortex]

Christians when they die and go to science instead of heaven

[pleasecometomybonfire]

Oggoq after eating a seal

[bewbin]

EVERYOBODY GET DOWN HES TAKING A CREATIVE LIBERTY