bi and ready to cry

Isabella // 20 // she/her // a big nerd baby

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honestly one of the most evil things is when a character is popularly headcanoned as gay by fans and then creators give them a heterosexual love interest just to put a stop to it because they hate gay people so much they can’t stand to see them identify with characters they love or have any sort of happiness at all

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yes this post is about luke skywalker but also ryan from high school musical 

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this is fucking everything

[veeranger]

this mobile update was almost good except they made tagging take like 5 extra steps for no reason

[measureyourlifeincake]

I have no fucking clue what Homestuck is.

Justin McElroy (via measureyourlifeincake)

[dreadwolfed]

But sometimes my arms bend back…

finally got around to watching fire walk with me and was inspired! 

Laura from twin peaks ~

[andwhatexcellentboiledpotatoes]

Okay of course I’m happy that Malala got accepted to Oxford, but I really want to know more! What did she write for her personal essay- “Just google me bitches”? Did she have to do an interview and if so did she just plonk her nobel peace prize down on the table? Did her student counselor advise her to apply to other crappier places just in case she wasn’t accepted? Was there anyone who actually turned down freaking Malala Yousafzai, I need to know!!

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

#she just walked in and was like ‘i go here now’  #and they were like ‘thank you’

[passthecavasier]

The Pacific Northwest is fucking Perfect

[bad-intentixns]

Holy shit

[1999gorl]

[no-mi-torta]

[intothespideyverses]

uglies: rey is a rEs..pEcTa,bLe woman who doesnt want ANYTHING to do with finn she actually loves kyle :)

john: ya so anyways rey would most certainly pop that jedi pussy for finn and thats canon

[hawberries]

look at where you are / look at where you started

[sufferingforsanity]

Things I Need:

1. An orgasm 2. Attention 3. $50,000

[cavehags]

depressed women of tv style alignment chart… tag yourself

[movies-reimagined]

Dirty Dancing (1987) starring Zendaya as Frances ‘Baby’ Houseman and Lewis Tan as Johnny Castle

[ruusverd]

I’m in my mid-twenties, and honestly get so much hate over being childfree that I’ve started telling people I have an adopted daughter when they ask about my kids. I just conveniently leave out the fact that my adopted daughter is, in fact, a 40-pound sheep, one of roughly two dozen that live in my back yard.

It isn’t even a lie, I raised that lamb on a bottle from the day she was born, as far as she’s concerned I’m her mom. And as long as I’m vague enough, the problems of dealing with sheep sound totally believable as human toddler parenting problems. “Oh yeah, my daughter’s two, she always puts everything in her mouth.” “Ugh, my daughter is always climbing on stuff, I swear she’s part mountain goat!”

I live for seeing how long I can keep it up before someone asks to see a picture of my little darling. “Sure!” I say, “Here she is! Isn’t she adorable?” then relish the horrified confusion when they see this tiny little brown sheep like:

It’s the best thing. It’s my favorite thing I’ve ever done, next to raising sheep in the first place.

[marauders4evr]

Aw, how’s this for some good old nostalgia?

Wait…

No way.

I guess nobody remembered that I was on FictionPress, too.

So, hi. I’m the girl you all knew as Tara. My FF.net account really was hacked (twice!), once in 2006 and again in 2009. As of 2017, Support still doesn’t answer my requests to regain it, although I can’t say I blame them. They’re probably scared I’ll flood their site with poorly written sex scenes again.

I’m lucky the hackers never migrated to this account, considering it had the exact same login credentials. (They’ve since been changed, don’t worry.)

I’ll let the account’s creation date speak as to whether it’s legitimate or not.

Thank you all so, so much for keeping My Immortal alive over the years. You fill my heart with so much love. (Preppy moment, oops.)

That’s about all I have to say for now.

—

Because I’ve received several messages asking this, and predict I may receive more, I’ll answer it here. No, I am not Lani Sarem. Really bad fiction simply tends to read the same. No, I’m not on Facebook. Or Deviantart. Or MySpace. Or Youtube. (Etc.) I am on Tumblr. But I use my real name there, and it’s not Tara.

She’s okay!

[mystical-flute]

OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD.

[luxwing]

This Year Cannot Be Real Holy Shit

[mercedesbenzodiazepine]