hellscape

mace | 29 | she/he/they | I’ve been here for too long

[grumfy]

What does “deadbeat fujoshi” mean in your bio?

I force those 2 guys to kiss and then I neglect them emotionally and physically

[parkchanwoohoo]

[xalatath]

I like when you click a link and it turns purple its like youre bruising it

[academia-lucifer]

@academia-lucifer

[rosefinchie]

how it all feels lately

[frownyalfred]

“I’m actually really into writing. I—”

“Can I read something you wrote?”

[quixoticornithologist]

there are sounds that only bald people can hear

[wizardlyghost]

[gobloggirl]

[is-that-sand-in-my-waffles]

There's "committing to the bit" and then there's whatever the fuck Shawn Spencer and Burton Guster were doing on television every week from 2006-2014

[gumy-shark]

playing stupid games but im really bad at them so im not even winning the stupid prizes

[fairycosmos]

not only is it not friday it’s not even thursday. or wednesday

[teaboot]

Thinking back to the good early days before my skin grew back when people could shake their heads at me and say "masks are a government conspiracy" and instead of navigating the bullshit like a normal person I could pull mine down and say "I have chemical burns on my face"

[teaboot]

things people expect in a political confrontation:

Facts

Logic

Emotional outbursts

Things they are never prepared for:

Open sores

[headspace-hotel]

This post: "Thinking back to the good early days before my skin grew back"

Me: off to a compelling start

[sandmandaddy69]

[castielrisingabove]

I just keep thinking about how Ryland Grace used to be a regular at his local diner.

[starridge]

just gonna find a good place to bury myself alive

[maykitz]

remember how utterly inescapable how i met your mother used to be with the memes and references and barney and bro code and wait for it... and then the finale was so hated it vanished overnight

[mozilla-firefucks]

The finale so successfully erased the show from public consciousness, that when people tried to come up with a name for the "extremely popular show with finale so bad that people just immediately stop talking about it" phenomenon, people called it... the Game of Thrones Effect. HIMYM got memoryholed so hard that people forgot it even existed

[cupcraft]

You never know what color pallette someone's Tumblr is till ppl are screenshotting posts and tags

[aropride]

do u like mine

[cupcraft]

Oh wow.

[cupcraft]

Some people on tumblr are reading ancient scrolls and you'd never know