hellscape

mace | 29 | she/he/they | I’ve been here for too long

[iapislazuli]

when i was at walgreens (at 3 in the morning which explains all of this) the cashier was talking to her coworker about how shed rather be a werewolf than a vampire because vampires are condemned to hell but werewolves arent and then she asked me what i thought and i said vampire because im already condemned to hell and she said in the nicest tone of voice “i dont think anybody is condemned to hell….” paused, stared at me for a few moments, and added on “…not even gay people” 

[iapislazuli]

Happy pride month to the filthiest most brutal read I’ve ever been given in my life

[rexalogy]

i reference this all the time i forget it’s not a meme online but a children’s drawing i saw on the sidewalk once

[dorothylarouge]

[zeadeye]

When I was a kid I thought Master Chief was gender fluid bc I didn't understand who Cortana was so anytime she talked I just thought it was chief being a girl for that sentence

[synoddiane]

[feldfrog]

Angel on my left shoulder telling me to do good. Devil on my right shoulder telling me to do bad. Rat on my head teaching me how to cook

[mephostophilis]

thinking about how in the 1800s i would've just been able to leave my town, change my appearance and my name, and wander until no one knew who i was

[mephostophilis]

and then i would pretend to be a doctor and sell people fucked up little medicines

[nostalgic-teddyy]

Imagine the level of whimsy I could reach if I just had $5M in my bank account rn

[productofaritual]

Love character relationships that can only be described as "whatever the fuck these two have going on"

[thememedaddy]

[angeldnaultimatelarvae-deactiva]

Bag made at approx 5 years old

[awesomebutunpractical]

"He wouldn't say that" has a beautiful cousin, and her name is "That's Not What This Story is About".

[yorgen-sh]

[teabree-shark]

[m0thmancore]

[chkq-deactivated20260531]

i'm wasting my life on the computer when i could be living my life to the fullest on the computer

[matchagirl]

[homura]

[joy-and-whimsy-official]

Joy and whimsy detected! This post is joyful and whimsical!

[fallout-lou-begas]

ocd feels like the mental equivalent of putting your whole face cheek-down on a hot stove but where it really gets you is that if you try not to touch the stove then you will think to yourself welllllllllllllllll you know what i kind of miss the stove. you know what the stove had a certain je nais se quoi

[fallout-lou-begas]

please clap

[ryebreadgf]