rugrats all grown up! sentence starters.
‘ they should label that stuff. ‘
‘ how do you expect to pull an all-nighter when you can’t even stay awake during the least boring school activity ? ‘
‘ actually, _____, you chickened out at the first minute. but hey, be tight with that. ‘
‘ how about we go to the tuxedo store and swap heads on the mannequins ? ‘
‘ i think we’re looking at this the wrong way. maybe grandpas are like chickens ! some prefer the comfort and security of the hen-house, while others want to roam on the free range. ‘
‘ be the first ones on your block to dress your pens and pencils ! ‘
‘ sorry, guys, cheerleader just accidentally hugged a chess clubber, it’s all over. ‘
‘ i was sleepwalking, you seriously think i’d go out in public like this ?! ‘
‘ we’re catching up fast. ‘
‘ and that’s the worst part, liking someone so much and knowing they’ll never feel the same way about you. ‘
‘ he’s been staying late at school for science club. ‘
‘ what do you mean what do i mean ? i mean you’re mean ! ‘
‘ i happen to be very nice. ‘
‘ right now i’d be happy having my mom gently chuck me under the chin and tell me everything’s okay. ‘
‘ actually, i was hanging out in the nurse’s office. ‘
‘ why are we partners on every project? ‘
‘ jeez ! this is awful. ‘
‘ i’ve always said the key to happiness is lowered expectations. ‘
‘ friends are like holidays: you can never have enough of them. ‘
‘ the pillows are hungry. ‘
‘ human suffering is the same in any language. ‘
‘ let me tell you a story about a man named van gogh. ‘
‘ huh. sounds like you just need my mom. ‘
‘ just be honest ! nothing wins people over like a warm smile. ‘
‘ i’m different, you know, like how i think. ‘
‘ if inside of the eyelid is pink, why do we see black when we close our eyes ? ‘
‘ i made a statement by refusing to show up. ‘
‘ maybe we are the normal ones, and you’re the freak ! ‘
‘ this is a big country, and i’m sure somewhere out there, there’s a girl that won’t find you freakishly repulsive. ‘
‘ what do i care ? i’m not invited. ‘
‘ just once, i’d like to know what it feels like to be genuinely popular. ‘
‘ why couldn’t i have a phobia closer to the ground ? like spiders… or zippers ! ‘
‘ ah, you know lawyers. always so worried about losing limbs. ‘
‘ he has a wicked gag reflex. ‘
‘ no, it’s called eye crust. don’t you wash your face in the morning ? ‘