QueenNoahOfNazareth

Time Flies.

[ungratefullittleshit]

Background Actors Who Have No Idea What They Are Doing

The guy who has no idea how brooms work:

This guy that is pretty sure he was just kicked:

This guy who has no control over his arm movements:

[thatassbutt-blog]

I need more of these guys 

[cannibals-insomnia]

I’m putting my cat on a vegan diet. “how could you do that! that’s animal abuse” No it’s not. a vegan-only diet is actually very healthy for them. “cats are carnivores. they need to eat meat” I know. that’s why it’s a vegan-only diet. I feed them only the finest vegans I can find.

[tequila-tekaylah]

I got really angry for a minute then died of laughter.

[maromaru]

im fucking crying my therapist has these little mamushka dolls in her office and the first one is so pretty like

and then it just goes downhill from there

[breakcorechoirboy]

[funkeh]

[thornasandfriends-deactivated20]

you’ll always find a place for punk rock at Hogwarts, Mr Potter

[stylesness]

people might be insecure about being curvy

people might be insecure about being skinny

people might be insecure about being over weight

people might be insecure

whatever the reason is, you have absolutely no right to tell them it’s wrong to feel insecure about it. you have no fucking right.

[watsonly]

[cumber-lady-deactivated20140326]

It took me embarrassingly long to realize that Sherlock was talking about tobacco ash, not a guy named Ash.

[vitalyorlovs]

[superhiddlesday-deactivated2017]

Just Benedict Cumberbatch doing push-ups. (Little Favour bts)

[tora-tiofrean-deactivated202303]

…you all noticed that he’s doing them on one leg, right? God.

[cumbered-cat-deactivated2018040]

Some floors have all the luck.

[fuckoffbuzzfeed-deactivated2015]

imagine benedict cumberbatch walking into your house and flinging himself down on your couch and yelling ‘I AM HERE TO STAY’ and then he doesn’t get up again and when you come near him he hisses. that’s the backstory of the hobbit

[reznorcore]

[deerstalking]

And certainly not the best friend of the bravest and kindest and wisest human being I have ever had the good fortune of knowing. 

[hismoriarty-blog]

[total-mermaid]

[highitsgabbi-deactivated2023020]

if a guy doesnt look at you like that on your wedding day something is wrong

[apr3tty1itt13chubbything-blog]

….my ex didnt…. shoulda been my first sign lol…..

[onethickchick-deactivated201407]

Someday … maybe

[uhhhhrachel-deactivated20161021]

I will always reblog this because I am so in love with this post.

[gemmyxogem]

These seriously make me so fucking happppppy

[camjoon]

Oh my heart

[suplush-deactivated20251116]

I’ll walk out the church of he isn’t looking at me like that shit

[sarahs-stashbox]

this is so perfect 

[dutchovny-blog]

i’m just gonna leave this here as a reminder that “hitting bottom” doesn’t mean “staying on bottom for the rest of your life and dying as a piece of crap”

[grumpysammy-deactivated20151222]

I will never, ever, not reblog this. 

[graceebooks]

interesting

[dykebrucespringsteen]

nO

DO NOT WANT

N0

[jupitereyed]

FORESHADOWING ALL OVER THE PLACE IN THIS EP, GUYS, SO SORRY/NOT SORRY

[enerds]

books are just dead tattoed trees

[emptygun-deactivated20210201]

That’s metal as fuck

[thehotttestpotato]

Wow I like the way their corpses smell

[munderoon-deactivated20140118]

that was more creepy as fuck

[cxlmsecrets]

[amadgirlwithoutabox]

Our favourite drama queens and their reactions.