Cool Beans

Ariel/26/Pisces/INFJ

[andhetakesandhetakesandhetakes]

women be downloading pdfs

[just-another-keysmash]

And men….don’t….?…?

[andhetakesandhetakesandhetakes]

no men can’t read

[googleimagesofgod]

*sees someone looking at their partner with genuine love and care* need me a freak like tht

[pastabot]

me at a screamo concert

[thebootydiaries]

me: everyone.. be quiet…

[reverse-mermaid]

salt and pepper squid 

they are in love

[reverse-mermaid]

it has been pointed out that i failed to include a baby paprika squid in this

pls allow me to correct this

[ruffboi-mags]

is…

is the paprika squid a baby b…

because of BLUES CLUES???

[crimsonbehelit-deactivated20151]

[florencelovesyou-deactivated201]

why is this so funny 

[transbb]

when i was in therapy i once expressed to my therapist that i really struggle with having pretty much zero idea of who i am as a person + she whipped out a piece of paper and suggested that we write down different aspects of myself. and i had no idea what to say bc ‘myself’ is a concept i’m not very familiar with so she started saying about my interests and how that’s part of me + i was like okay!! that makes sense!! so she clicked her pen and was like “you said you like video games before” and i was like sure bud :) and watched her write down, in capital letters ‘GAMER’ and i’ve never had so much terror struck into my h

[ratparkprince]

[great-tweets]

I love you, Mr. Murderbritches.

[ladytesla]

I would die for Mr. Murderbritches

[journeymanfool]

You will

[ruby-white-rabbit]

He’ll do it personally

[pariaaaaah]

im a romantic but the plot twist is that im unlovable

[maliciousindungeon]

folk punk music just be like “im too poor to afford a therapist so im going to sing about my trauma over the sound of the jauntiest fucking guitar playing youve ever heard in your goddamn life”

[maliciousindungeon]

the main response ive gotten to this post in peoples tags has been “and its good” and i just wanted to say that youre right, it really is

[jasonhorton]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Remember when Jeff Bezos, who is worth 181 billion USD donated 690k to stopping Australian fires? Yeah, me too.

[rihannafenty]

[just-bears-here]

[paninicrust]

[lacigreen]

excuse me what

[awwww-cute]

A 2 week old lemming in a spoon (Source: http://ift.tt/2lmfIsE)

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

[thewickedavatar]

[motherhenna]

me, holding my newborn child: what are its stats?

[southernsideofme-deactivated201]