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ari - 14 - mostly random thoughts

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Sam Fucking Winchester...

believed in the easter bunny until he was eleven (and a half) and had a ‘magician phase’.

Fucking geek

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me: why is my globe so warm

my friend: global warming

me: g e t o u t

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you would think that a mountain chicken would be a fucking chicken

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me: *does anything*

my friend: that's edgy

me: yeah i get it, i'm fucking emo

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my friend:i'm not hornjanboyher gootctong ang of this

me: gootctong. fucking gootctong. more like... gucci thong ;)

friend: g

friend: gucci thong

me: forget gucci gang, it's all about gucci thong

me: *looks up gucci thong* it's $420

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Someone spread I rumor that I peed on them like five months ago or something and it’s still going around. I don’t have a dick and that isn’t how female anatomy works. I can’t just piss wherever I want. Jesus.

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I’m pretty sure I’m a stalker

There’s this guy who sits next to me in my elective (media) and he’s really chill. He likes music and knows a bunch of instruments. I asked for his instagram and he gave it to me. A week or so ago, I started looking through it and found his other account that only had one post. I had just started drum lessons at a place called School of Rock, and I noticed a poster on the wall when I went that also happened to be in the photo. I noticed a few other posters and then DMed this guy asking if he went to School of Rock. Turns out, I was right. We now talk about that stuff a lot and he keeps asking if I’ve started learning any songs yet.

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I love Kam too much so here

Sophie: Why did you push Tam into the lake, Keefe?

Keefe: He told me he loved me.

Sophie: And?

Keefe: I panicked.

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How I got Side-Tracked

Last night, I was attempting not to get distracted on homework (you can tell I’m quite bad at is, considering the majority of my posts are about me procrastinating) and I wondered “what is the fear of bubbles called?” Apparently it’s the same as the fear of holes, trypophobia. So I went to read an article on trypophobia and at the bottom was a link to a list of all of the phobias. I scrolled through and found some very interesting ones. I was repeating “what the fuck” for about five minutes.

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I need help

My dad walked into the room to ask if I was okay because I’ve pretty much been staring at the wall for the past half hour since he took my phone so I could do homework. I said I would start homework and asked if he could give me my computer and he said, “You’re capable, do it yourself.” Then I continued to stare at the wall for another five minutes before coming on here- still not starting my homework.