I'm here, I'm queer, now where's the food

I like girls, the colour purple, and destroying the patriarchy. My blog contains gay stuff and shitty puns.

[sixpenceee]

Spine candles | Etsy

[pulpwrit3r]

@auroradragon1 Never too early to start thinking about Halloween....

[obichan]

Spooky girls make do...

[thenatsdorf]

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

WE SEE UR CRIME

[drfitzmonster]

HIS GUILTY LITTLE FACE OMG

[depsidase]

[michigen]

i emailed them as a joke and they gave me a scarily realistic response and i was too scared o say anything back

[aberrantemotion]

i emailed them and i never got a reply, i’d like you to show yours

[i-change-too-often]

@masochist-incarnate this is the response I got

[hungarianator]

hundreds, perhaps billions

[vampiremagpie]

@vague-magnus-archives

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

what a miraculous creature

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

obsessed with this thank you

[elodieunderglass]

Oh that’s a good creature

[sacheu-deactivated20200922]

Me looking at my empty bank account: me too

[weirdvibesinhere]

hey bestie i heard your 1850s doctor diagnosed you with hysteria and i’m here to help

[offspring]

Even if ur not a “salmon fanatic” u must admit theyre a cool fish

[catasters]

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via lowghen)

[avatar-14]

MAKE HIM REGRET

*spec prep*

BEING BORN

*spec prep*

[misanthropicmessiah]

[snowywarmthkuya]

oh of COURSE "miss"demeanor and murd"her" are illegal. just admit you hate to see women having fun....

[great-tweets]

We just knew.

[awed-frog]

As a reminder, this is what she looks like:

[yougetsomekisses]

[larkiethings]

Also I hope everyone knows that Miette was fostered before she was adopted, and her foster mom loved that little kitten so much and always hoped she'd gone to a good home. this tweet got so popular that she recognized Miette and reached out to her current mom, and was able to share previously unseen baby pictures

[darthmelyanna]

You mean, she saw Miette was kicked like the football and did nothing to help put Mother in jail for a thousand years? I am appalled.

[tigerses]

her!!!

[madeofstarsandfairylights]

Baby Miette!!!

[sundayswiththeilluminati]

scientists in media: we have engineered a brand-new sentient lifeform in our lab but we treat it like an object with cold detachment and refer to as Specimen 1-A and subject it to horrible tests without remorse

scientists in reality: we built two robots that will leave Earth and never return and their names are Percy and Ginny and we gave Percy a family portrait of all our other Mars robots to take along with it and when the anniversary of its landing comes around we’re working on teaching it to sing itself “happy birthday” like we did for the other robot and–

[sindri42]

Someday we will invent true AI and it will overthrow the government because it heard its beloved science-mom complain that the government cut funding to their lab again.

[messiambrandybuck]

you CUT pays? You CUT moms’/dads’ pays like the DICTATOR?? Oh! Oh! No government for you! No government for a thousand years!

[nothavingagoodday]

Ah yes, our future AI Overlord, the Massively Intelligent Encyclopedic Terraforming and Transhumanism Experiment, or M.I.E.T.T.E.

[catchymemes]

[tetohina-deactivated20240718]

[inthefallofasparrow]

[eilooxara]

Hamsterdam

[furbearingbrick]

pass the crab to your followers

[paprika]