What's This?

When I was 7, a jellyfish decided to give my arm a hug and I'm sitll not over it

[footlongdingledong]

advice for women?

dont use bleach on cat piss it makes mustard gas

[capnsoapy]

people will have double-digit opinions on kink discourse and still manage to not know what BDSM stands for

[play-now-my-lord]

big dick super mario

[capnsoapy]

big dick super mario

[tastefullyoffensive]

[distant-suburb]

I stared at this for like 2 minutes trying to figure out why it had so many notes then I gave up and now just omfg

[an-atlas-or-other]

Soccer players are the horses of men’s sports. They run around in fields for hours on end. They stub their toe and they die. They fall and they die. They run into each other and

[dogpuppy]

[anxietyproblem]

[godkissedme]

yak napping beside qinghai lake

[akashicrecord]

starting a foundation that gives disadvantaged children one wild ass night at the club

[overturned-toybox-of-thoughts]

Why the fuck are you suggesting putting CHILDREN in a club?

[akashicrecord]

So they can sip grey goose, maybe have a cig, and feel the rhythm? Are you the fun police?

[deadpowol]

[jaubaius]

No way out

[bogleech]

idiot jail for ignorant beasts

[lochnutmonster]

Sisyphus

[chortlebot]

one must imagine sisyphus ouppy

[persianmom-deactivated20251026]

what will it be, boss? the comfort of misery or the pain of change?

[wizard-of-interesting-failure]

[dietspam16]

[broken-sonnets]

Mon Mothma concept art by: Michael Wilkinson and Andrei Riabovitchev (3, 4, 5, 6, 8, 9, 12) Michael Wilkinson and Glyn Dillon (1, 2, 7, 10, 11)

The Art of Andor (Phil Szostak)

[allsonargent]

Chi McBride as Emerson Cod in Pushing Daisies (2007—2009)

[thornb4ck]

my love...

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

(eating a pill i found on the floor of the club bathroom) hope it's a placebo. i don't need any effects right now

[squiddlybop]

When ya girl bisexual

[heaven-nor-hell]

Alright this is my definite favorite version of this, ever.

[tomhardysurinal]

I have never wanted to open a spam email so badly

[apisashla]

ra, ra, Rasputin /

buy my secret penis cream