The Future Belongs To The Mad

Mad Max things

[the-sleepy-dreamer]

I accidentally watched Mad Max: Fury Road on TV and then not-so-accidentally Furiosa and damn, his design kind of slaps? I mean, I think I always had thing for masks 😬✨and blondes✨

[performativezippers]

i’m all sex positive and shit but i’m begging you. do not make your characters over 30 fuck on the floor. please. think of their lower backs. their knees. have some empathy 🙏

[rtfics]

Or on stairs. You try it, see how sexy you feel.

Or in the woods. Have you ever fucked in the woods? Have you never heard of twigs and biting ants? And if you've got your back against a tree while you're being fucked, the back-and-forth motion is going to make the tree bark shred your clothes and skin like a cheese grater.

Or on the beach without a blanket. Women, you will get sand in places you never wanted sand. I have personally walked back to a picnic while trying not to cry because the irritation was so bad (to be fair, my boyfriend didn't have it much better).

Sex on the kitchen counter. No no no no. Particularly if its near a sink. This is what made me almost walk out of the movie Fatal Attraction. That would be the most damn uncomfortable fucking ever, especially once the water turns on. How could a woman have an orgasm when she's got her ass on hard Formica or granite, with her back against the kitchen cabinets, half her butt hanging in the sink, and then with the water suddenly shooting at her ass and being too hot or too cold? Only men could get horny over that.

Or fucking from chandeliers. What moron thought that shit up?

If you don't want me to snort indignantly at your fic sex scene, please take some time and imagine what the sex would really be like, especially for the female characters.

[showmethesneer]

Which of these Tumblr movies (movies i personally remember being ALL OVER TUMBLR) do you still like most? 2: Electric Boogaloo

The Shape of Water

Mad Max: Fury Road

Gone Girl

Wonder Woman

Birds Of Prey

Mamma Mia!

Venom

The Avengers

Les Misérables

PACIFIC RIM

Voting ended onMar 6, 2023

Everyone who was pissed that i left Pacific Rim out of my first poll

i was pissed at myself for forgetting it.

Also no Goncharov once again-- trying to capture a more distant era of tumblr, like i said.

[queenquietus]

Fury Road is what brought me to Tumblr

[pariztexas-deactivated20210721]

Mad Max: Fury Road (2015) dir. George Miller

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[randobambo]

[dedededededededededededededenne]

I hate that you photoshopped out the right arm of the dog to enhance the realism

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

the bravest writers are the ones who make granny characters in scifi and fantasy solely for the sake of having grannies i think there needs to be more old ladies who Fight and Kill

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

not only because i like the concept of badass oldladies and the destruction of the concept that all girl characters have to be sexually appealing to the audience bc thats fucking annoying as shit, there is literally Nothing funnier than the concept of a granny with a massive sword or death laser. she pinches ur cheek lovingly and then saws someone in half. amazing

[rottenbrainstuff]

The biker ladies from Mad Max Fury Road are a wonderful example of this!

[nowscience-blog]

Demonstration Of Constant Velocity With A Moving Trampoline

[captocie]

witness them

[mousouchuu]

[that-catholic-shinobi]

@under-the-arch

[under-the-arch]

Witnessed

[pariztexas-deactivated20210721]

Mad Max: Fury Road (2015) dir. George Miller

[apardonablemonomania-deactivate]

[randobambo]

[lewyn-martell]

[zombeesknees]

#the sheer DRIFT COMPATIBILITY  #knowing when you need to let someone else take over  #knowing that you need to lean on someone else to get it done  #i mean to go from snapping rabid wild animals at each other’s throats  #to painfully slow ‘this is how you drive my truck’ stage  #then at this point: no explanations just co-ordination  #JAEGER PILOTS IN A TRUCK

[farisyawritesfic]

@chibi-chaos @agentpoptart @murphyhatesme @gutterballgt @weekend-writer @legowerewolf

Does this exist in our little corner of the fandom yet?

[stream]

Mad Max: Fury Road (2015)

[violadvis]

Charlize Theron as Furiosa in Mad Max: Fury Road (2015)

[fyeahmovies]

Oh, what a day! What a lovely day!

Mad Max: Fury Road (2015) dir. George Miller

[oscarisaac-source]

[gorillabrigade]

Imperator Furiosa. Charcoal. Prints in the bio 👆 #furiosa #charcoal - - - - #nitramcharcoal #graphite #charcoalportrait #illustration #dailydrawing #illustrationoftheday #artoftheday #sketchoftheday #art_empire #artsanity #nawden #madmax #comics #movies #artsy #creatives #creativeuprising #huffpostarts #worldofpencils #drawinganatomyandart #gallery #sketching #drawing #sketchbook #Torontolife #artseeking #blackandwhitedrawing (at Toronto, Ontario) https://www.instagram.com/p/Bvksbneloci/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=qvpknbad3frv

[cygnaut]

Mad Max: Fury Road + Onion Headlines

[vonaether]

WITNESS ME, BECKY

(via timberwolves)

[asgardreid-deactivated20180407]

Die historic on the Fashion Road

[ammoniababy]

Fury Road + Onion Headlines (1/?) 

[seventeen-cold-showers]

I looked up mad max: fieri road and I was not disappointed