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vulture-jack

Pokémon GO: *shows picture of egg* “Oh?” Me, every time: “Oh?”

sirduke

*legendary Pokémon awakens from a 1000 year slumber* roight wots all this then

corsolanite

👏🏾LET 👏🏾PIKACHU👏🏾SAY👏🏾FUCK👏🏾

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If you require kids to go to school by law, they shouldn’t have to pay for anything at all to be able to go there. They shouldn’t need to pay for food, books, a laptop, anything that the school gives you. If a child has to pay in any way to attend school, it’s a failure of our government to provide proper funding

chronicallycozy-deactivated2018

This also includes transportation to and from school.

thefibrodiaries

This should also include accessibility, aids and assistance for disabled children!

wherehipposdrome

The worst part: You just know some deeply unpleasant person is reading this and concluding that the solution is to stop requiring kids go to school.

just-shower-thoughts

Let’s all take a moment and thank biology that our internal organs don’t itch.

thatonenerdgirl

Fun fact: digestion is actually really painful but your brain just tells you it’s fine the same way it tells you not to bite off your fingure even though you can

topshelfbottom-deactivated20190

that’s… frustrating

redline-the-senses

Hey quick question why the FUCK doesn’t it do that for menstrual cramps

jjks

socuteyoongi

My internal monologue is just this video playing on a loop

saddest-cat-hours

Damn, save some for the rest of us

space-owl

This is like the opposite of that dude sliding down a snowy hill with classical music

dont-offend-the-bees

unstoppable force vs immovable object

benegesserwitch

starcrossed lovers

cosmic-aria

a challenger approaches:

haircutwizard

these men represent 3 different facets of the physiology of human beings

gas station dude: raw physical power

classical music guy sliding down a snowy hill without skis: polished intellect

scooter man: unstoppable libido

secluded-love

holy shit

gardianforce

This… this is what lightning magic is supposed to be like.

aertstoon

I’m the “wow”

culturenlifestyle

Expressive Bird Portraits That Give Us a Glimpse of Their Colorful Personalities

Leila Jeffreys presents the world with her latest series of portraits where she has picked doves and cockatoos as her main protagonists.

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peashooter85

Be stronger than your bow

from Gary Chynne

mrbulian

trans-mouse

This is the funniest thing I’ve seen in weeks. Literally, I’ve never been this funny in my entire goddamn life

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My 57-year-old dad insists that we play Mario Kart every time I come home to visit and plays as Luigi so he can scream “hasta Luigi” as he passes people

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Look at him. Look how happy he is

o-lanterns

I have a lot of fun making these little wiggle worms and they’re really easy to recolor quickly, so here’s a handful of pride worms! feel free to use as a sidebar image or whatever, they’re all transparent!

animalbody

depressed kids in the media: I don’t wanna go to therapy! I don’t need help! I’m not some specimen for you to dissect!

me, rollin up to my therapist’s office and collapsing in relief: what is UP my homeboy I fuckin missed you,, hope ur ready to hear some Bull Shit that fuckin happened to me this week

gay-jesus-probably

families of depressed kids in media: okay sweetie we’ve researched depression for ten hours straight and signed you up for therapy and re-arranged your school schedule to be less stressful

actual parents of depressed kids: look i get you’re sad but someones gotta do the goddamn dishes stop being lazy get up. why didn’t you go to school today, what’s wrong with you, you’re such a burden on this family.