[mysterybensmysteryblog]

Mystery Skulls asked me again to update the next part of the 2023 Gold Tour! As usual, you can visit the link below to find out where to get tickets! https://mysteryskullshq.com/pages/tour-dates

[brunosaderogatory]

Luca: would you like to me hold the flashlight while you curse at a Vespa

Alberto: ...yeah

[egberts]

if Candice has a picture phone why did she never just take a photo of what phineas and ferb were doing and text it to her mom

[kaibascorpse]

if she did this doofenshmirtz would just be like you see perry the platypus i sold my old computer at the pawn shop but i forgot to delete all those embarrassing photos from the christmas party, which is why i’ve invented the pixel-replacinator! and then as candace is going to text her mom the photo the phone gets hit with the beam and she looks down and she’s just texted her mom a photo of doofenshmirtz in a sexy elf costume or smth. candace can never fucking win the universe bends to facilitate her psychological torment

[mahgck]

its so funny to me that people on twitter n tiktok are like "ok but porns still banned on tumblr so at least we're better then them" as if they dont have to typ3 w0rd$ I1k3 th!$ to get around their censors

[mahgck]

[dzamie]

y34h, 4t l34st on th1s s1t3 you c4n t3ll th4t th3 p3rson h4s 4 p4rt1cul4r, mor3 4nnoy1ng r34son to typ3 l1k3 th1s

[mahgck]

i want to you to eat deodorant

[boozois]

i couldn't reblog this gem so here you go

[lem0nsharks]

nezushi charm and sticker design!

[ganjamanana-deactivated20241109]

Source: @zagreus

[zagreus]

this post is already on tumblr, why repost it?

[lorileopard]

You must be new here.

[zagreus]

I've been here for a decade and my puzzlement over this kind of behavior remains evergreen

[etrianodysseyobsession-hd-deact]

I admire the restraint not to point out you literally wrote the post that was screencapped.

[satyriconmp3]

[mrfylke2001]

[clarificationsw]

I hate when cis people have good names, I wanna compliment them but they didn't come up with that so why should I 😤😤😤

[suddenlysprite]

Get their mom's numbers

[clarificationsw]

holy shit that's genius

"hey I really like your name can I get your mom's number?" this can only go smoothly

[charlesoberonn]

Somebody made a Steam game where you can really play the fake games from those mobile game ads

[fin-stabilized]

what's the name

[charlesoberonn]

That is the name.

[mf-dude]

[supermariomamafucker]

theyre feeding me good at michaels

[saturnsupremacy]

[baptizm-deactivated20200524]

I'm stuck on the fact they really think that shit deserves an Emmy nomination

[unlimitedgoats]

I AM wearing my glasses and I thought this was a screencap from Twilight

[thesevenumbrellas]

Reblog to put one of these in your mutuals’ pocket when they’re not looking

[shabbytigers]

camellias be like what if roses but tense

[shabbytigers]

look at it. it’s got anxiety

[surrealtiktoks]

[thefriendlylover]

The peacock. The music. The person leaping over a tombstone. The cemetery. It just works.

[theundeadpumpkin-deactivated202]

[impiusangelus]

“GRAVE PEACOCKING” IM DEAD

[fizzyhedgehog]

Great post everyone

[jaubaius]

Some phone designs were very interesting from late 90s and early 2000s.

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