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Dunno if anyone outside the UK has noticed, but Britain in the last week has decided that tipping milkshakes over fascists is what we do now.

To the point that McDonalds were asked by the police to stop selling them, and it didn’t help at all.

Someone with a gourmet giant shake today just drenched Farage and he looks like a sad milky weasel. Blessed day.

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dutchster

cptn-jtk

the new saying is “lactose the intolerant” lmao

junkiechurch

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I will only accept a live-action Road to El Dorado movie if its directed by Taika Watiti bye

giddy-goblin

Do you have any idea how much chaotic gay energy a movie like that would have

martyrwill

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Zoos charge us money to look at animals they stole.

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Children aren’t considered mature enough to be responsible for their actions yet their actions in school determine most of their life

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just saw a drug ad that included the disclaimer “may cause bone loss” and I’m fuckin cackling. not “bone density loss” just whole ass “bone loss”, like some incompetent dipshit wizard tried to heal your broken arm but doesn’t know what the fuck he’s doing. y'all want some bone destroying juice

jncos

Every time I hear mention of a youtube celebrity it’s a new one of these stock image looking people who seemingly appeared out of the void two weeks ago, fully formed with five million followers and the capacity to commit horrible crimes against another youtube celebrity which they will tearfully apologize for in a fifteen minute video

Mylar truly wishes he could take back what he has done and only hopes that you, the fans, can forgive him.

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ironwoman359

This is the greatest thing

gringoslur

when you live in a city where there’s too many pigeons and they are too confident

argumate

there’s a ton of shit you can get in life if you’re willing to submit yourself to the mortifying horror of asking for it.

physticuffs

me: can i take this exam…a different time? prof: sure me, crying on the inside from the effort of asking: thanks!

badluckbadger

The sound my stupid cat makes when I move him from his favourite spot (on top of my jackets)

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what kind of camera are you using this is like movie quality god damn

sugarpiss

HE SOUNDS SO SAD PUT hIM BACK

lovelikemountains

you ever just get in bed and ur like yep this is where i’m meant to be

funniest-stuff

hohomylad

#honestly i dont care if its fake

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It’s not. It happens every day all around the world.

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michellepsychologist

💛🧡💚

I love this so much

💚🧡💛

zeonxox

ALL OF THIS ugh my heart

imagineleonkennedy

Some positivity for your day

rallyforbernie

The first Asian nation to do so 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

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Way to go Taiwan!

teaboot

Went to the Aboriginal artifact exhibit in Chicago. And it’s interesting. How many blankets and masks and totem poles say ‘unknown source’, because every five seconds my mom would stop and point to something and say. “Pauline’s grandmother made that,” or, “That belongs to Mike’s family, I should call him” because. It’s all stolen

teaboot

“These artifacts were excavated by archaeologists from a burial site in the 1970’s. The remains were returned for reinterment” Okay cool, cool cool. So you just, like. Dug up the grave of a respected family member, stripped them naked, mailed their body back to their family and kept everything they were lovingly put to rest in. Like a graverobbing bastard

toothmuncher3000

Reminds me of the time when of the elders from my hometown started touching a totem pole in the Museum of Anthropology out at UBC and got yelled at by the staff, only to tell him that the pole had been stolen off of the front of her bighouse when she was ten years old.

Museum collectors did the equivalent of kidnapping a family member when they were away fishing.