I Go To Seek The Great Perhaps

Margaret. Semi-functioning adult. Strong believer in women. #1 Gal Pal. Really into Harry Potter. RAVENCLAW { wear }

[natalieironside]

The peasants have developed a parasocial attachment to you, my liege

[joriontel]

They believe you were appointed by God himself, m’ lord!

[natalieironside]

It's kind of cringe, sire. They're like totally obsessed with you.

[joeyclaire]

i thought you were a lesbian??

I AM TALKING ABOUT THE FAST FOOD CHAIN

[the-cosmic-yeet]

I don’t even want the context

[joeyclaire]

god i want five guys

[the-cosmic-yeet]

okay the context is great actually

[dankmemeuniversity]

[smoothoperatorleclerc]

rb to have a very gay 2022

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[shinraalpha]

"I hope this email finds you well!"

How the email finds me:

[ao3commentoftheday]

any fic can be a one shot if you press the Entire Work button

[stumupm]

[evilvillain123456789]

court jester sucking the king silly right there on his throne, in full view of the guards

[ara-queen]

His stupid little hat jingling away

[the-book-reaper]

the king develops a pavlovian response to jingling bells

[cailarp]

This is the reason why I'm still in this post apocalyptic site, nowhere else we have this level of unhinged, unmarketable interaction. No corps, no social celebs, only pure chaos.

[babygirldennis]

Trump comes to tumblr and instead of banning him, tumblr staff simply turns post editing back on and sets us loose like a horde of rabid dogs

[americachavez]

“ah surely the kanye jeffree starr alleged hookup is the craziest thing I’ll hear today” I say, a full minute before checking twitter to see armed maskless white supremacists have stormed the capitol building and the senate is barricaded in their chamber

[sexhaver]

[dorbu]

really terrible but not at all surprising to have factual, real-time evidence that police would not shoot right wingers even if they formed a mob and stormed government buildings

[marisatomay]

it’s especially infuriating to see all of the people who enabled and brought us to this exact moment all comment at once, “i never thought this would happen in the US!”

[skunkstripe]

[reniadeb]