A Journey Into Self Discovery.

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[rosaalee]

[queergayfriend]

If you get this, answer with three random things about yourself and send this to the last seven blogs in your notifications– Anonymously or not! Let’s get to know the person behind the blog!

Uhh frick okay- I’m really into photography(I want to go to school for it)

I dispise anything with tomato sauce

I’m really scared of change

[thecorefather]

frog chair

[katsukizu]

Okay I- 😭

[frogs]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[date-a-jew-suggestions]

If you would report an undocumented immigrant to ICE you would have reported me to the Nazis and I don’t fucking trust you

[prismatic-bell]

A note:

I live in a state where you “have to” report anyone you suspect of being undocumented (that wonderful hellhole of Arizona). Now in practice this law has fallen far short, thank goodness. But if you live in such a place and they start enforcing it, here is how you get around it:

Assume everyone who doesn’t speak English is visiting.

Never ask about their job, because if they tell you they work here then you know they’re not visiting. You see them a lot for several weeks or months? Hm. Someone in the family must be ill. That’s terribly tough. They always dress in old, ratty laborers’ clothes? I feel you, my dude, I can’t afford new clothes either, and my dad has the fashion sense of an aardvark, so sometimes it’s not even about “affording” them. They say they’ve been here for years? You must have misunderstood. Spanish isn’t your first language, after all. First and last name? It never came up, or you don’t recall–you meet a lot of people.

And then, if you’re asked: no, you haven’t seen anyone residing illegally in the United States. Just people visiting.

[date-a-jew-suggestions]

Very good very important addition

[appropriately-inappropriate]

Essentially, this is the civil society version of a work-to-rule strike.

Don’t do more than is expressly asked of you, and do what you are asked with such an intense attention to protocol that not asking you at all becomes more effective than even bothering.

In this case:

“Have you seen an illegal immigrant?”

“Could you describe an illegal immigrant, officer?”

*officer describes a person who is in the country without appropriate paperwork, or who has crossed the border illegally*

“No, sir, I haven’t seen any illegal immigrant.”

And this is correct. You have NOT seen an illegal immigrant, because you have no way of knowing if Jose Fulano is here legally or not. And since you can’t see his paperwork (or lack thereof), and did not personally see him cross the border illegally, you are only answering precisely the question asked.

[dancingwiththelostboys]

I’m not American, and I have like, three followers, but this is important.

[apprenticenanoswarm-deactivated]

a surprising amount of really important activism rests on your ability to lie convincingly to people in authority

[traumasurvivors]

Consent is so much more than “no means no.” 

Silence is not consent. 

A coerced/manipulated “yes” is not consent. 

“I guess” or “maybe” are not consent. 

Consent is a freely-given yes. 

[marvelxs-universe]

wear (and i cannot express this enough) your fucking mask

[catie-does-things]

In retrospect, the fact that it was a meme for a good five years that none of us knew what was going to happen in the year 2020 seems oddly prescient.

[kaijuno]

“haha sorry I don’t have 2020 vision” none of us did :(

[cryptidfuckery]

We fucking chekovs gun-ed ourselves

[orangeorangeorangeorangepear]

14 serfs died just so she could wear that strawberry dress

[pinkfemme-deactivated20210608]

lesbians….. hhhggh

[shameful-heaven]

You know that I want you, but lately it’s fuck you

So maybe you should let me know when you’re ready to grow.

[itschinyere-deactivated20200201]

I’m tearing up like I know these men 💙

[ohmontee]

Very rare do we see the representation of black people or men in general especially in the gay community, in the genre of class, elegance, romance, and MAN THIS IS BEAUTIFUL… but this was all of thee above and for those dreaming to experience their moment such as this, stay Hopeful  

[youbetterworkk]

I’m not crying, you’re crying

[gay-trans-lgbt-advice]

Thank god for titties and pasta

[gentleaffirmations]

[uskradetat-deactivated20170722]

I’m dying

[soubrettina]

the things nerds do to avoid awkward conversations…

[democraticsenator]

This reminds me of that one story where this guy ran a marathon and whenever someone would try to talk to him, he would run a little faster to avoid small talk conversation with other competitors and ended up winning the marathon

[whitepeopletwitter]

[thewellofastarael]

Fun fact: the reason wearing seatbelts became common in the US was because kids were trained to in school, and would constantly bug their parents to wear their own seatbelts. In my mom’s words, everyone was shamed by little children into behaving safely.

[psychotictea]

This is how I got my mom to quit smoking,,, by annoying the everloving shit oughta her at age 7

[seigephoenix]

My 8 year old looked at a man in the airport (when I had to fly her to her Dad’s for the summer) and the sass came out in 3 ways.

First: She would constantly ask why someone wasn’t wearing a mask, loudly. “It’s not like it’s hard.”

Second: Standing in line to get food she noticed ome guy behind us wasn’t adhering to the 6 feet guidelines. She turned to him. “Six feet please.” He was so surprised he stepped back automatically. But then glared at me as I shrugged. “Rules are rules dude. She did say please.”

Third: A woman sneezed on the other side of the terminal waiting area. She was joined by a couple other kids for this one. “If you cough or sneeze, use your elbow please.” Honestly half of us were trembling to keep in the laughter and the others were just shocked to hear kids speak up like that.

[captain-snark]

hearing a five year old yell across the yard that the neighbors were having a party and “its illegal!” is hysterical. 

[pochowek]

im sorry this is still funny