*platonically plows my best friend*

NSFW blog. That means this is 18+ . Switch/Primal. Enby as fuck (they). I'm into alot of things, you will see floating through this blog. I have been described as "rocky road with leather and cherrys" I preach safe sex and safe kink. And i ruin shitty doms

[queerkinkpunk]

me: i am NOT into this kink

me, 7 minutes later: weeeeelllllllllllll

[queerkinkpunk]

fun things i have done since last time i posted

Wrapped a friend in bubble wrap and beat the shit out of them with a foam baseball bat

Used a huge rubber band gun to shoot a butt

Had a new partner come and visit me from out of state for funsies

Things that still havent happened

Me bottoming to anyone :(

[lacroix-dom]

[kinkyfemmequeer]

needle zippers are a motherfucker!

[queerkinkpunk]

holy shit my everything

[mxsparklecunt-deactivated202001]

why do “daddy doms” always write their about me like “welcome to my own private corner of the internet where all my most private and depraved fantasies will be explored. You’re not ready for the sick playground that is my mind”

like calm down mate it’s just a porn blog it’s 50 pages of boring blowjob gifs and b+w photos of thin white girls bending over

[littlenaga]

^^ accurate af

[tomboykink]

My depraved fantasies… Of putting rude captions on strangers’ photos without their consent

[other-bronte-deactivated2018120]

The most out-there fantasy on most of those blogs is, “Images are assumed to be in public domain.”

[why-does-distance-make-us-w-blog]

[bdsmgallery]

This is just breathtaking!

[awesome-picz]

Cats Who Immediately Regretted Their Poor Life Choices.

[theslinkylizard]

Odin tried to help wrap presents today!🐊🎁

[moneyczar-deactivated20210415]

No he didn’t. He walked on wrapping paper. Your lizard has no concept of the holiday season and can never help because reptiles don’t feel love.

[theslinkylizard]

[followthebluebell]

Odin was a great help good job odin

[queerkinkpunk]

Person: tell me about urself

Me: I cry a lot, I'm very tired 67% of the time and 33% of the time I'm an anxious mess, I can't say coherent sentences irl but I'm a ball of laughs rly

[fantasticallyweirdshit]

[the303]

I HAVE RETURNED FROM THE SKULL DIMENSION

AND I HAVE

BROUGHT

S͍̀OM̙͇̪E̺̫̘͉

F̶̞̣̟͔̰̞͚͔̰́͟R̢͏̩̮̫͜͞Ì̶̪̘͙̺̝̤̥̦̙͎ͅE͈̹̫̥̭̬̼͜Ņ̘͍̥̱̙̘̟͈͘D̶͓̟̗̝͈̠̠̖̬̹̩̕͢͞S̸̨̻̗̤̮̳̗̭̦̠̬͈̫͙̥̯͉ͅ

[nourlslefthelp-deactivated20150]

You are watching never before seen footage from the skeleton war. Please watch at your own discretion

[bitternest]

#halloween is coming ITS FUCKING APRIL JOHN

[kaijubrainsmoved-deactivated201]

IT’S HALLOWEEN ALREADY?!?!!

HOLY SKELETON TITS. IT IS!!!

[oktoberart]

chaofanatic we need this as a particle

[readthebloodybook-deactivated20]

Since I did my post explaining that I will almost always respond to asks privately, I have been flooded with messages from friendly people. So I thought this might be worth doing: 

Reblog if you respond to messages privately rather than publishing them, and people are welcome to message you without fear of everyone reading their message. 

[beautifulagony-deactivated20210]

“Just seconds before orgasm, my friend barges into the room and just sat on the bed and was like oh please help me with this situation, and I just looked at her and pretended nothing happened. I didn’t want to ask her if her problems can wait til after my orgasm!” - #3441 #busted #beautifulagony #lapetitemort #pleasure

[orangewashington]

some self care things

drink fruit

eat water

rub yourself in dirt

scream

[signsignified]

uh-huh-honey-all-right

[fiantodurri]

the mmm whatcha say meme will never die because when it dies we’ll have to play mmm whatcha say

[pharrma-deactivated20150102]

“Sleep is for the weak,” i say. my hands are shaking. i can hear colors.   

[punkins-posts-deactivated202102]

A new study shows that saying

“But daddy, I’m too cute for spankings” does not actually get you out of the spankings.

[rupindah]

Smokers are gross sorry you feel offended that I think you’re awful for putting cancer into your body :/ damn I wish I had those problems :/ damn I wish I could carelessly fuck with my health, wouldn’t that be a nice treat

[maplesuhtori]

Quick question, who asked?

[sacheu-deactivated20200922]

BTW as an ex smoker, we already know how bad the habit is for us we’re not stupid/oblivious, like we already know it’s killing us and that ppl don’t like us and that it’s not attractive like we go through cycles of intense self-hatred when we try to quit because of the psychological toll of addictions so like can u not shit on someone else’s habit that doesn’t affect you