satanic panic circa 85

30s // 911 brain rot ; bt hopeful ; buck girlie (gn) ; eddie appreciator // 18+ ONLY

[queermccoy]

i do think we could have avoided the satanic panic if that guy who wrote michelle remembers had just been honest with himself about being into ageplay

[queermccoy]

why did no one warn me that the midwest is hotter and wetter than satans post workout asshole (they did i just couldn’t believe it’s this bad)

[queermccoy]

good afternoon everyone i started my day at three (had a brief nap from 5:30 to 6:30) and i have yet to eat today

[queermccoy]

finally ate!

[guiltfactory]

BAD NEWS: it will not be the same forever

GOOD NEWS: it will not be the same forever

[queermccoy]

why did no one warn me that the midwest is hotter and wetter than satans post workout asshole (they did i just couldn’t believe it’s this bad)

[queermccoy]

good afternoon everyone i started my day at three (had a brief nap from 5:30 to 6:30) and i have yet to eat today

[queermccoy]

hello who would like to sacrifice their usernames for one of my fics, no context provided

[queermccoy]

why did no one warn me that the midwest is hotter and wetter than satans post workout asshole (they did i just couldn’t believe it’s this bad)

[bucktommycaps]

I'm sorry, did you want the red one?

[buffaluff]

🏳️‍🌈🚒polyfire at pride 🔥🎊

finished prompt fill with @911actions gotcha for gaza, for Simone on twitter! thanks for donating, i had a blast with this of course 🫶

while the event is over, the need for donations doesn’t stop! so please continue to help families in need 💖🍉

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[buckleys-diaz]

this is me trying

for @evanbucxley ♡

[wee-fuckin-woo]

sorry for having good taste and a genius brain or whatever ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[magnoliamyrrh]

the year is 2035. the new beauty standard is for women to cut their ears off, as ears are a masculine trait which make the face look too big and hearing isnt necessary as it doesnt align with being demure. evil feminists say perhaps this is unnecessary and ears are natural. women are agressively proclaiming they are cutting their ears off due to sensory issues

[marisatomay]

Sometimes in a professional setting you’ll come across someone in their 60s who just cannot open a PDF in their email. And the thing is. They’re lowkey not old enough to be acting like that. You guys were in your early 30s at the latest when email took off. You’ve actually been doing this for longer than I have. Get real and click on the damn attachment.

[queermccoy]

live blogging my trip to redacted. bus is FULL!! go back to bed everyone

[queermccoy]

got a seat to myself :) bless :) better because i do NOT for my three hour flight :(

[queermccoy]

why does going through tsa feel like an endurance trial even when it takes like seven minutes

[queermccoy]

at the ripe age of 33 i have hit old dyke status where wearing a face covering means everyone assumes i’m a man. the older (presumably) gay flight attendant kept touching my shoulder and calling me sir. bathrooms are rough. doesn’t help that i’m wearing shapeless pants and a podcast tshirt but you know. age comes for us all i guess

[queermccoy]

read a book cover to cover on this trip so far. working vacation as far as i’m concerned

[queermccoy]

“wear a coat or a sweater it’s going to be cold” never ever trust a thin person with the temperature of a room. dying

[queermccoy]

lev ac rosen if you’re out there: i know you love and miss taylor kelly just as much as i do.

[queermccoy]

female reporter working tirelessly to make a name for herself in a male dominated field? willing to do some shady work to get ahead? values “the truth” above all else? put her father in jail? completely unwilling to walk away from a story? is divorced because she fucked over her husband to publish a story after he asked her not to?

[queermccoy]

anyway read the evander mills series by lev ac rosen

[queermccoy]

lev ac rosen if you’re out there: i know you love and miss taylor kelly just as much as i do.

[queermccoy]

female reporter working tirelessly to make a name for herself in a male dominated field? willing to do some shady work to get ahead? values “the truth” above all else? put her father in jail? completely unwilling to walk away from a story? is divorced because she fucked over her husband to publish a story after he asked her not to?

[queermccoy]

lev ac rosen if you’re out there: i know you love and miss taylor kelly just as much as i do.

[queermccoy]

live blogging my trip to redacted. bus is FULL!! go back to bed everyone

[queermccoy]

got a seat to myself :) bless :) better because i do NOT for my three hour flight :(

[queermccoy]

why does going through tsa feel like an endurance trial even when it takes like seven minutes

[queermccoy]

at the ripe age of 33 i have hit old dyke status where wearing a face covering means everyone assumes i’m a man. the older (presumably) gay flight attendant kept touching my shoulder and calling me sir. bathrooms are rough. doesn’t help that i’m wearing shapeless pants and a podcast tshirt but you know. age comes for us all i guess

[queermccoy]

read a book cover to cover on this trip so far. working vacation as far as i’m concerned